⑴ 求一篇五年级英语演讲稿（并翻译，一分钟之内）
英语笑话故事
He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
他赢了
汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？
约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？
约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。
I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
他的耳朵在我衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”
“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。
“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。
“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
醉酒
一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”
Hospitality
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
好客
由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。
英语小笑话
上个星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣服去打球, 一个老美看到就笑我说, "Do you
know what does it mean? It means All Day I Dream About Sex.我整天都在想著
性, 缩写正好是 Adidas) " 我正惊讶他怎么反应这么快, 联想力这么丰富时,旁边的
一个老美帮我解围, 他说, 有一个很著名的合唱团 Korn, 他们的招牌歌之一就是
A.D.I.D.A.S, (All day I dream about sex)所以呢,这个典故可是很多老美都耳熟
能详的喔! 下次就换你去取笑老美了.
⑵ 五年级下册英语演讲稿大全
Dear You are sacred, because you are the myriad things vitality, did not have you, the world will be a piece of darkness. The light, you struggled escaped darkness, walked, let the myriad things be able the vitality, our humanity, wanted to work, had to eat meal, if did not have your □□light, in our eye or a dark piece, could not work, also did not understand the knowledge, only had carelessly gnaws the thing maintenance life, has fallen ill, also could not treat. Perhaps several hundred years, in the world had not had the myriad things, does not have a sound of something astir, also does not have present the television, the computer, the electric refrigerator, the vehicle, the room... ... Again has a look the present, on the main road to have two row of small trees, green and luxuriant, shop front broad. Looks! That young girl puts on clothes are attractive; Listens! The violin, the piano, the Chinese violin sound is much wonderful! A merchant, is innovating the new brand; What is a dining room pondering diligently manipulates the pattern and does is not knowing vegetable. But you thought that, people's wisdom can leave ? No, this is not impossible. Not light, the people also became a disabled person, the disabled person have been able to create the house; Creates the piano, the violin... ... The light, the humanity perhaps had not had the preserve possibility, because the people left the light, cannot work, namely enables, also cannot have the harvest, because the light already was doomed the good friend which was the human good shade does not leave. 亲爱的,你是神圣的,因为你是万物生机,没有你,世界将会是一片黑暗。你的光明,黑暗,走,逃出万物的生命力,我们可以人性,想要工作,只好吃一餐,如果没有你的□□灯,在我们的眼睛或一块黑色,无法工作,也不懂的知识,只有漫不经心地维持生命的东西,推动生病了,也不能治疗。也许数百年,世界上就没有了万物,没有声音的东西,也没有激动的电视、电脑、电冰箱、汽车、房间……再看看现在,在主要道路上有两排小乔木,绿色和华丽、店面宽广。真好看!那个小女孩穿上衣服很有吸引力,听!小提琴,钢琴,小提琴声音很奇妙中国人! ! ! ! ! ! !一个商人,是创新的新品牌;什么是餐厅的思考模式,努力操控不知道蔬菜。但你认为,人的智慧可以离开吗?不,这是不可能的。不轻,人们也成了残疾人、残疾人能够创造出房子,创建钢琴,小提琴……光,人类或许已经不可能了,因为这个人保留了光,不能工作,也就是使,也不会有收获,因为光线已经注定要失败的好朋友是人类的好帘不离开。
⑶ 小学五年级英语演讲稿，两分钟左右。
Hello.Nice to meet you.My name is...I'm... I am a XX Student.I like play .(+喜欢的运动或游戏）I like
...（喜欢的水果..注意是复数).There are 3 people in my family .They are my mother,my father and me.My father is a (+职业）.My mother is a ..（+职业）.
THank you ..鞠躬..
这是我小学演讲的- -...
⑷ 小学（五年级）英文演讲稿带翻译！2分钟的！急！！！！！在线等！！！！！
Dear teachers and students: Good morning!
My name is Tom, is a primary school. 11 years old, the Ming Road Primary School in fifth grade reading. I have today and we talk about "my story with an EF school "----- since coming to the EF school, with Lida, Ray, and Anna three teachers to learn English, I began to have a strong interest in English! My first English teacher was American, her name is Lida, her tall, very young, very beautiful! Her eyes are blue. She taught me courage to speak English. I like her. But she returned to the United States. Where her father and mother, that is her home.
My current English teacher is Ray, he is also an American, he is a male teacher, he's tall, very thin. I like his English class. We play in the classroom, play games, play in the process, I learned to speak English and foreign friends to speak.
Another teacher she called Anna, she is Chinese. Her big eyes, long hair. She is very beautiful! She told us very well!
I know a lot of children here, they are in a different school. However, every Saturday, we are gathered here to listen to Ray and Anna lectures, play games together with Ray, we all very happy together! Also learned a lot. EF very big schools, where teachers from the United Kingdom, the United States, as well as Canada. I like English! Because it's fun! When I grow up, I'm going to the United States, Britain and Canada travel, get to know people there. I also want to go to Harvard University to study! I have an uncle who read the book in Harvard, he is very good! He is now working in Shanghai. Another uncle visited the United States, Bell Labs study, he was great! I want to be like them, learn, grow, and to use their knowledge to build our country! 亲爱的老师和同学们：上午好！
我叫Tom,是一名小学生。今年11岁，在大明路小学读五年级。我今天和大家谈谈关于"我与EF学校的故事"-----自从来到了EF学校，跟Lida，Ray,和Anna三位老师学英语后，我开始对英语产生了浓厚的兴趣！我的第一个英语老师是个美国人，她叫Lida,她个子高高的，很年轻，很漂亮！她的眼睛是蓝色的。她教会了我勇敢的开口说英语。我很喜欢她。但是她回美国了。那里有她的爸爸和妈妈，那是她的家。
我现在的英语老师是Ray，他也是一个美国人，他是一个男老师，他的个子很高，很瘦。我喜欢上他的英语课。我们在课堂上玩儿，做游戏，在玩的过程中我学会了用说英语和外国朋友说话。
还有一位老师她叫Anna,她是中国人。她眼睛大大的，长头发。她很漂亮！她对我们很好！
我在这里认识了很多小朋友，他们在不同的学校读书。但是，每到周六，我们就聚在这里听Ray和Anna讲课，跟Ray一起做游戏，我们大家在一起很开心！也学到了很多东西。EF学校很大很大，这里的老师有来自英国的，美国的，还有加拿大的。我很喜欢英语！因为它很有趣！等我长大了，我要去美国，英国和加拿大旅游，去认识那里的人。我还想去哈弗大学念书！我的一个舅舅曾经在哈弗读过书，他很优秀！他现在在上海工作。另一个舅舅去过美国的贝尔实验室学习，他也很棒！我要像他们一样，好好学习，长大了，用自己的知识建设我们的国家！
⑸ 小学五年级英语演讲作文
Dear teachers and classmates:
Good morning\afternoon.
I am very glad to make a speech here .At this time, I'd like to talk something about my hobbies.
Everyone has hobbies. My mother likes watching TV. My father likes chess. Many of my schoolmates like playing football. So what are my hobbies? Now let me tell you about my hobbies.
I have many hobbies, such as sports, singing, playing the computer games and reading books, but learning English is my favourite.
Everyday, I read English following the tapes. Sometimes, I watch English cartoons.
On the weekend, I often go to the English corner. By talking with different people there, I have made more and more friends as well as improved my oral English.
I hope I can travel around the world some day. I want to go to America to visit Washington Monument, I also want to go to London, because England is where English language developed. If I can ride my bike in Cambridge university, I will be very happy.
I hope I can speak English with everyone in the world. I'll introce China to them, such as the Great Wall, the Forbidden City and Dongying.
I know, Rome was not built in a day. I believe that after hard study, one day I can speak English very well.
If you want to be loved, you should learn to love . So I believe as I love English everyday , it will love me too
There is more I like to do. There is more I want to say. Maybe I can tell you more next time. That’s all, thank you!
亲爱的老师和同学们。
早上好/下午。
我很高兴能在这里演讲;这一次,我想谈谈我的业余爱好。
每个人都有爱好。我的妈妈喜欢看电视。我的爸爸喜欢下棋。我的许多同学喜欢踢足球。我的业余爱好是什么呢?现在让我来告诉你关于我的业余爱好。
我有很多爱好体育运动,如唱歌、玩电脑游戏和读书,但学英语是我的最爱。
每天,我读英语的磁带。有时候,我看英语卡通片。
在周末,我常去英语角。通过与不同的人交谈,我已经有越来越多的朋友以及提高我的英语口语。
我希望我能环游世界。我想去美国访问华盛顿纪念碑,我也要去伦敦,因为英格兰是英语语言的发展。如果我可以骑我的自行车在剑桥大学,我将会非常高兴。
我希望我能说流利的英语和世界上的每一个人。我将向中国,如长城、故宫、东营。
我知道,罗马不是一天建成的。我相信,经过艰苦的学习,有一天我能讲一口流利的英语。
如果你想被爱的人,你要学会去爱。所以我相信我爱英语日常时,它将会爱我。
还有更多,我喜欢做的事。还有更多的我想说的。也许我可以告诉你更多的下次吧。所有的人,谢谢!
⑹ 五年级英语演讲稿内容短一点。。。。。。。。。。
小学五年级英语话题演讲稿
My days of the week
I go to school From Monday to Friday.We have Chinese and math everyday. We have 3 English classes every week--on Monday ,Wednesday and Friday. Wednesday is my favourite day.Because we have computer and music.And we have potatoes for lunch.Potatoes are my favourite food.On weekends we have no classes.I usually read books and watch TV.Sometimes I go to a park and climb mountains.I can have chicken,fish and beef for dinner.I like my weekends.
What can my family do?
I have a happy family.I am helpful.I can clean the bedroom,empty the trash and water the flowers.My mother is good.She can cook dinner and wash the clothes.My father can sweep the floor and do the dishes.I like my parents and they love me.
Birthdays
My birthday is Oct. 14th.On my birthday I often go to a park.I eat a big birthday cake and mom cooks dinner for me.We have chicken,fish,pork,beef,tofu and vegetables.It’s a big dinner.I am very happy on that day.My mother’s birthday is Jan 4th.My father’s birthday is May 10th.
My family
I have a happy family.There are 3 people in my family----father,mother and me.My father is a worker.He is 35.He is tall and strong.He’s very strict.He likes chicken and fish.Because they are tasty.He likes summer. Because he can swim in the river .My mother is a teacher.She’s 32.She’s young and pretty.She’s short and thin.She’s very kind.She likes red.She likes fruit She likes spring.Because she can climb mountains.I am a student.I’m 11.I am tall.I like hamburgers. Because they are tasty. I like winter.Because I can make a snowman.I love my parents and they love me.We are happy everyday.
My room
I have my own room.It’s small and nice.There is a mirror,a bed and a big closet.The mirror is over the bed.The closet is near the door.There are two end tables near the bed.There are green curtains.There is a new air-conditioner.It’s near the window.It’s cool.The trash bin is behind the door.I love my room very much.
⑺ 五年级英语演讲稿
In china, people believe that, at the beginning, the tiger and the cat were friends, and the cat was much smarter than the tiger .The cat learned the physical skills quickly, and the tiger was always behind. Graally, the tiger had to learn from the cat, and the cat was patient to teach the tiger. Day after day, month after month, finally, the tiger could also run, jump, roll, grasp, tear, and strike as well as the cat.One summer afternoon, the cat was taking a nap as the tiger sitting nearby. Looking at the cat, the tiger suddenly thought, why should he keep befriending with such a small animal since he had already learnt all the skills from the cat? The evil tiger decided to kill the sleeping cat as a before dinner snack. The tiger stood up and approached the cat viciously. Just as this moment, the cat woke up. Opening up her eyes, the smart cat immediately realized what the tiger was trying to do and swiftly jumped onto a nearby tall tree and climbed to the top branch.The thought he had already learned every skill from the cat .But he never knew that the cat had hidden the tree climbing from him. “I kept the last technique of the tree climbing from you just because I suspected you might be can ungrateful friend.” The cat loudly told the tiger who watched under the tree helplessly. 在中国，人们相信在很久以前猫和老虎是好朋友，而且猫比老虎聪明的多。猫学习动作技巧很快，老虎却总是落后。渐渐的，老虎不得不向猫学习了，猫也很有耐心的教老虎。日复一日，月复一月，老虎终于也可以像猫一样，跑，跳，打滚，扑抓，撕咬，击打。 一个夏天的下午，猫在打盹，老虎在边上坐着。老虎看着猫，忽然想到，既然自己已经学会了猫的所有本领，为什么还要和这么小的动物一直做朋友呢？邪恶的老虎决定杀死熟睡中的猫，当作晚餐前的点心。老虎站起来，邪恶的一步步靠近猫。就在这时，猫醒来了。聪明的她睁开眼睛立刻意识到老虎要干什么，于是立刻灵活的跳到了附近的大树上，爬到树顶。 老虎以为他已经学到了猫的所有本领，但他不知道猫还藏了一手爬树的本事。 “我没有让你学这最后一个爬树的技巧，因为我怀疑你可能会是个不知感恩的朋友。”猫高声告诉树下无奈的老虎。
⑻ 五年级简短英语演讲稿
ENGLISH, SO I AM HAPPY
I am very happy to meet with you here today to tell you my speech is entitled "English, so I am happy."
English, spread to all over the world, people talk about memorization. Since my time in first grade began to learn English, I was not interested in it, but the third and fourth grade, when a sudden interest in reading in English every day, and even self-learning, to raise a lot of English results .
Now, my greatest interest is the time to see the English. Each weekend, I always find time to read English books or see on the English comic books, information books, and even outside the time when shopping, but also with some English information on the book, simply put it down.
Each school, I sometimes went to the library of books on English, a view that is 30 minutes, the harvest has been so many.
Once again, the summer vacation, I went to the United Kingdom. Where I see a lot of the city, this afternoon I have friends with the British dialogue in English, but also know a lot of knowledge of English, they also compliment away一extra-curricular knowledge of the English book.
I have often in the Monday and Tuesday, when listening to English tapes, one is 3 hours. Also frequently used sentence patterns learned review again, I learned to feel very proud.
The book in English class after school, but also extra-curricular English book out to read, every time I think: if these extra-curricular English read the end, learned that their English, reading and writing is not improved. Therefore, I, day and night, every day, reading, really English results improved reading and writing, I am more proud of.
I know that Rome was not built in a day. I believe that through continuous efforts to learn, one day, I can speak English very well.
Therefore, I am very happy.
亲爱的老师们、同学们：
很高兴在这里跟大家见面，今天我给大家讲的演讲稿的题目是《英语，使我快乐》。
英语，流传到了世界各地，使人讲的滚瓜烂熟。自从我在一年级的时候就开始学起了英语，以前我是对它没兴趣，但到了三、四年级的时候，突然起了兴趣，天天都在读英语，甚至自学，英语成绩提高了不少。
现在，我最大的兴趣就是读、看英语。每次周末，我经常抽空看英语书或者看关于英语的漫画书、资料书，甚至到外面的时候，逛街的时候，还要带些英语资料书，简直爱不释手。
每次放学，我有的时候还到图书馆里关于英语的书，一看就是30分钟，得到许许多多的收获。
再一次暑假，我去英国。在那里我去看了很多的城市，下午我跟英国的朋友用英语对话，还懂得了很多英语知识，他们还送了一本英语课外知识的书。
我经常在星期一和星期二的时候听英语磁带，一听就是3个小时。还经常用学到的句型复习一遍，学会了我感觉非常自豪。
把课内的英语书学完之后，还把课外的英语书拿出来读，我每次想：要是把这些课外英语书读完了，学会了，那英语成绩、读写岂不是提高了。所以我不分昼夜，天天读，果然英语成绩、读写提高了，我更加自豪了。
我知道，罗马不是一日建成的。我相信，经过不断的努力学习，有一天，我可以讲英语非常好。
因此，我非常的快乐了。
⑼ 小学5年级英语自我介绍演讲稿
My name is Yu Zi'an. l'm a boy. I'm 11 year old. l'm folds, delicate and pretty clean. But l'm lack of confidence,too.l study in niansanli the first primary school ,and l'm in Class Two,Grade Five.My favourite hobby is English.l read English every morning.This is mine,Do you want to know more about me?Do you want to make friends with me?Then come to niansanli the first primary school ,Class Two,Grade and find me.Thank you.
⑽ 我需要一篇五年级水平一分钟以内的英语演讲稿关于my dream
My Dream
In the future, I want to become a guitarist. I started learning guistar since I was 12. I always play the guitar in my free time. I hope I can stand on the stage one day and bring happiness to my family and friends by music. Although it's hard for me to practice the skills everyday, I know it's helpful for me, so I will try my best to keep praticing.