小学三年级搞笑英语对话3分钟

1. 请问有没有3年级简单的英语幽默的小对话请写下来，谢谢！100悬赏值哦！

刚在百货门口看到一个帅哥挺帅的、在变魔术很多女孩子围在哪看、帅哥变了一束花然后说：谁亲我一下我就把花送给她…
我奋不顾身的冲过去亲了他一下夺花而去、不说了今天约了女朋友看电影……

2. 求助 小学三年级3-5分钟英语小短剧，谢谢！

My art dreams 场景：教室里，六个同学抱臂坐好。 老师（肖玉玺扮演）：Class , Art Festival is coming! If you can sing ,dance, play the guitar，the violin or the drums ？ Please come and join it . （同学们，艺术节就要到了，如果你会跳舞，会唱歌，会吹萨克斯，会拉小提琴或者架子鼓等等才艺，那么就赶快报名参加吧！） 高梦欣： I join，I can play the violin. (老师，我参加，我会拉小提琴。) 冯莉媛（班长）: I join, I can dance. （老师，我要参加，我会打击乐。） 刘乐康: I join , I can play the piano .（老师，我也要参加，我会弹钢琴。） 郭云鹏 ： I join, I can sing.（老师，我参加，我会唱歌。） 张翼飞：I join, I can drawing. （老师，我参加，我会画画。） 场景：轮到时，她将头深深地低了下去！ 同学们把目光投向了高梦玥 . 老师：Hey! Susan! Do you want to join? 高梦玥: No , No, I 'm sorry. I can't . I can't sing , can't dance, can't play anything.(充满了自卑，吞吞吐吐) 老师： But I hope everyone can join it . Nancy, You are monitor .Please remember we are a family. We must help each other. You see! 冯莉媛（班长）: Yes , teacher. I'll try my best. 冯莉媛（班长）: Susan. Let's dance together. 高梦玥： Oh, no, no . I can't . I can't dance.(跑开) 冯莉媛（班长）:Hi , friends. Come here. Susan is our friend. She must join the Art Festival. 张翼飞: But she doesn't like us . 刘乐康:She can't dance. 郭云鹏:What can I do ? . 冯莉媛（班长）: The teacher tells us : we are family. Everyone must help each other. So, we must help her . Come on!(大家一起围向Susan.) 大家一起：Susan, join us , we can help you . 高梦欣: I can teach you to play the violin. 郭云鹏: I can teach you to sing . 刘乐康： I can teach you to play the piano 大家一起：Follow me! 大家一起： You're great. 肖玉玺（旁白）：Soon , It's time to the Art Festival . We are very happy . 高梦玥：Dear Mom, dad. I can sing ,I can dance. Dear friends , thank you ! 大家一起鼓掌，欢呼

3. 求三分钟英语演讲小故事,三年级小学生用

可以选择适合小朋友的三只小狐狸的童话故事：

Once there were three foxes, they worked together.

They lived a happy life. Little by little, the youngest fox became lazy, and often quarreled with the other foxes.

The eldest had to leave, and the second fox was driven off, too.

Looking at the warm house with a lot of good food in it, the youngest fox smiled. The eldest fox opened a new hill again.

The second eldest fox g a pool. Two of them because rich soon. The youngest fox ate up the food left by the other two foxes. In the end it felt so cold and hungry that it could not stand up.

从前有三只狐狸，他们愉快地工作和居住在一起。

最小的狐狸又懒又坏，经常同其他的两只狐狸争吵，气走了它的大哥和二哥。

最小的狐狸得意地住在温暖的房子里享受着丰富的食品。

老大重新开了一块小山坡种地。

老二挖了池塘，不久他们过上了富裕的生活。

最小的狐狸吃完了那些狐狸留下的所有食物，最后又冷又饿连站也站不起来。

4. 小学三年级英语笑话，越简单越好。（要好笑的）

1. A boy swore to a girl: 'Honey, do please marry me, otherwise I'll die'
The girl refused. Sixty years later, the boy died.
一男生向一女生发誓：亲爱的，请你一定要嫁给我，不然我会死掉的
女孩拒绝了。六十年后，那个男生死掉了。

2. Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?
Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost（路牌，路标） says, 'School -- Go Slow'
老师：约翰，为什么你每天早上都迟到呢？
约翰：每次我走到街角的时候，都有一块路牌写着：“学校-小心慢行”

3. Teacher: Tom, why are you so late for school tdoay? And where is your homework book?
Tom: Sorry, Miss. I met a robber on my way to school this morning...
Teachse: Oh, My Gosh! So terrible! Did he robber anything from you?
Tom: He...he robbed my homework book....
老师：汤姆，你今天为什么迟到这么久？还有你的家庭作业本呢？
汤姆：对不起，老师，我今天在上学的路上遇上了一个抢劫犯……
老师：噢，天哪！太糟糕了！他抢了你什么东西没有？
汤姆：他……他抢走了我的家庭作业本……

5. 小学三年级英语笑话超简单的!

Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他内回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“容再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”

6. 一分钟能读完的英语小笑话（要短，小学三年级适合）

A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:"Not bad, I am next to the pig."

But then he noticed the angry fat lady sitting next to him. He faked a smile and added: "Oh I am sorry, I meant the roasted one on the table."

一位先生去赴宴迟到了，匆忙入座后，发现自己的座位正对着乳猪，于是回大为高兴的说答：“还不错，我坐在乳猪的旁边。”这时才发现身旁的一位胖女士正怒目相视，他忙陪笑改口到：“对不起，我说的是那只烤好的。”

7. 半分钟能读完的英语小笑话（要短，小学三年级适合）

我猜你是教小学的老师吧，一般三年级小孩不会用网络提问的。。。。。
如果你是老师，三年级本身水品就不是很高，这样笑话很难找，建议你多给他们讲生词，但是笑话三年级适合的的确很少，给你提供几个，楼主看着用吧
英语笑话故事

He Won

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

他赢了
汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？
约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？
约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。

I Have His Ear in My Pocket

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

他的耳朵在我衣兜里

伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”
“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。
“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。
“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”

A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”

Drunk

One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

醉酒

一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”

Hospitality

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.

好客

由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。

英语小笑话
上个星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣服去打球, 一个老美看到就笑我说, "Do you
know what does it mean? It means All Day I Dream About Sex.我整天都在想著
性, 缩写正好是 Adidas) " 我正惊讶他怎么反应这么快, 联想力这么丰富时,旁边的
一个老美帮我解围, 他说, 有一个很著名的合唱团 Korn, 他们的招牌歌之一就是
A.D.I.D.A.S, (All day I dream about sex)所以呢,这个典故可是很多老美都耳熟
能详的喔! 下次就换你去取笑老美了.

8. 小学三年级英语小故事，搞笑点儿。

有一次老师叫一个同学读书,谁知那个同学神游太虚去了,站起来就一句"Why?"
结果传闻那厮回家被爹、娘、爷、奶……狂K！！！