小學趣味英語文章

A. 小學四年級的英語趣味小故事附中文

The Wolf and the Lamb 狼與小羊

WOLF, meeting with a Lamb astray from the fold, resolved not to lay violent hands on him, but to find some plea to justify to the Lamb the Wolf's right to eat him. He thus addressed him:"Sirrah, last year you grossly insulted me." "Indeed," bleated the Lamb in a mournful tone of voice, "I was not then born." Then said the Wolf , "You feed in my pasture." "No, good sir," replied the Lamb, "I have not yet tasted grass." Again said the Wolf, "You drink of my well." "No," exclaimed the Lamb, "I never yet drank water, for as yet my mother's milk is both food and drink to me." Upon which the Wolf seized him and ate him up, saying, "Well! I won't remain supperless, even though you refute every one of my imputations."

The tyrant will always find a pretext for his tyranny.

一隻小羊在河邊喝水，狼見到後，便想找一個名正言順的借口吃掉他。於是他跑到上游，惡狠狠地說小羊把河水攪渾濁了，使他喝不到清水。小羊回答說，他僅僅站在河邊喝水，並且又在下游，根本不可能把上游的水攪渾。狼見此計不成，又說道：「我父親去年被你罵過。」小羊說，那時他還沒有出生。狼對他說：「不管你怎樣辯解，反正我不會放過 你。」

這說明，對惡人做任何正當的辯解也是無效的。

B. 英語趣味性小短文

呵呵小朋友，我給你一個吧，不難的，很適合你，是一篇小笑話

A man took a pair of shoes to a shoe repair shop and said to the shoemaker, "I'd like you to repair these shoes for me, please."
"Certainly, sir," the shoemaker said.
"When will they be ready?" the man asked.
"I'm a bit busy, but they'll be ready for you on Thursday." he said.
That's fine," the man said, and left the shop.
The next morning he received a letter, offering him a job in another country. Within 24 hours he was on an airplane to his new job.
Twenty years passed and he returned to his hometown.
He remembered his shoes.
"They were a good pair of shoes," he thought. "I wonder if the shoemaker is still there and still has them. I'll go and see.擾He was pleased to see that the shoemaker was still in the same shop ,although he was an old man by now.
"Good morning," he said to him. "Twenty years ago, I brought in a pair of shoes to be repaired. Do you think you've still got them?"
"Name?" the old shoemaker asked.
"Smith," the man said.
"I'll go and see. They may be out back.
The shoemaker went out to the back of his shop -and a few minutes later returned ,carrying the pair of shoes.
"Here we are," he said. "One pair of brown shoes to be repaired. I'm a bit busy now, but they'll probably be ready on Thursday."

以下是翻譯：

一個男人帶了一雙鞋子去修鞋店，他對補鞋者說：「請幫我把這雙鞋子補好吧。」

「當然可以，先生。」補鞋者答到。

「你什麼時候可以修好呢？」男人問到。

「我現在有點忙，不過可以確保周四幫你補好。」

「嗯，很好！」說完，那個男人就離開了。

第二天早晨，那個男人收到了一封給他在另一個國家提供工作的信。在24小時內他就已經登上了去工作地的航班上。

二十年之後，他回到了自己的家鄉。

他想起了自己的那雙鞋子。

「那是一雙很好的鞋子」，他腦海里想著，「我想那個補鞋者還會不會在那裡，並且還保存著那雙鞋子呢？我得去看看。」他到那以後，高興地發現那位補鞋者還在同一個補鞋店裡，只不過，到了現在他已經是位白發蒼蒼的老人了。

「早上好！」他對那位補鞋者說，「二十年前，我帶著一雙鞋子來您這里補，請問那雙鞋子還在您這里嗎？」

「你的名字是？」老補鞋者問道。

「史密斯。」男人回答。

「我去找找看，也許它還在我房後的儲存室里。」

那位補鞋者進到了他商店的後頭，過了幾分鍾他出來了，並帶著一雙鞋子。

「鞋在這呢！」，老補鞋者說道，「一雙棕色的鞋子待補，但是，我現在有點忙，或許我只能在這個周四幫你補好了。」

C. 跟英語有關的趣味小文章

Hold out your hands

Why are you gazing lonely trees outside of window, reach out your left hand which is the distance, open the high window, and use your right to free your dream, then you will see the flying birds on the sky, enjoy songs of distant mountains ,and also you will find out your longing dream. No amount of the confusing could live with the flowing wind for your right hand is always beside your left.
Why are you so clung to the past, reach out your left hand which is happiness, and make it on the right which is the pain for the last, no more pain could exist with comfort.
Why are so sad, reach out your left hand which is your lover, and make it covered your right which is yourself tender, no more frustration could be remained with love.
Why are you looking at the broken things, reach out your left which is the other part, and make it with your right hand which is one part, no other shapes is better than the round.somentimes what a cripple for you is just a whole soul.
If you』 really confused, hold out your hands, make the entire world in your hands, and any things at sea in your eyes?
If you』re poor,hold out your hands, nothing on, while all the things on. Your thoughts live in your hand lines; your hope is extending between the fingers, and your experience also carved in the cocoon. Sometimes it』s just when you』re poor you can make sure of your fortune.

If one day you lost your love, hold out your hands ,the left is the past , the right is the future, and make the twice the whole, where there is yourself between the opening and closing, so that no sadness for the past is one part and the future is the other only. Pls don』t make the right hand alone, for the life hasn』t much more time to waste. Since you』ve got it , you should have new pages.

D. 英語趣味小短文

(1)天氣預報 Weather Predict
A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained.
A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm. "This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather. However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.
Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"
The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."

天氣預報 一個電影攝制組在沙漠深處工作.一天,一個印度老人到導演跟前告訴導演說"明天下雨."第二天果然下雨了. 一周後,印度人又來告訴導演說,"明天有風暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴. "印度人真神,"導演說.他告訴秘書僱傭該印度人來預報天氣. 幾次預報都很成功.然後,接下來的兩周,印度人不見了.最後,導演派人去把他叫來了."我明天必須拍一個很大的場景,"導演說,"這得靠你了.明天天氣如何啊?"
印度人聳了聳肩."我不知道,"印度人說,"收音機壞了."

(2) Let me take it down
An elephant said to a mouse ,"No doubt that you are the smallest and most useless thing that I have ever seen ." "Please ,say it again . Let me take it down ." the mouse said . " I will tell a flea what I know."

為我所用
一頭大象對一隻小老鼠說：「你無疑是我見過的最小、最沒用的東西。」
「請再說一遍，讓我把它記下來。」老鼠說。「我要講給我認識的一隻跳蚤聽

E. 小學趣味英語題目

1 Last week, it took me three days to go from A to B, but then four days to go from B to A. What are A and B?
Sunday and Wednesday.
2 What letter is a body of water?
C(sea)
3 What has teeth but cannot eat?
comb 梳子
4 What two words contain thousands of letters
mailbox
5 Which runs faster,heat or cold?Why?
heat runs faster,because you can catch a cold
6 What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter？
Envelope
7 What of us goes up and never comes down?
Our age

F. 英語趣味小短文（帶翻譯）

1、Cat and Mice 貓和老鼠

Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small boxwith holes punched in the top.

"What's in your box?" asked the friend.

"A cat," answered Mrs Brown. "You see I've beendreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared! This cat is to catchthem."

"But the mice are only imaginary," said the friend.

"So is the cat," whispered Mrs Brown.

布朗夫人去拜訪一位朋友，她拿著一個頂部扎滿了小眼兒的盒子。「盒子里裝的是什麼？」朋友問道。「一隻小貓，」布朗夫人回答說，「你知道我晚上睡覺總夢見老鼠，我非常害怕。這只貓可以抓住那些老鼠。」「可老鼠都是假想的呀。」朋友說。「小貓也是假想的。」布朗夫人小聲說道。

2、I think that I'm a chicken 我是一隻雞

Psychiatrist: What's your problem?

Patient: I think I'm a chicken.

Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?

Patient: Ever since I was an egg!

精神病醫師：你哪裡不舒服？

病人：我認為我是一隻雞。

精神病醫師：這種情況從什麼時候開始的？

病人：從我還是一隻蛋的時候開始的。

3、I Am Acting Like a Lady 我要表現得像位女士

One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast DepartmentStore, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soonfound himself being battered by frantic women.

He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and armsflailing, he plowed through the crowed.

"You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can't youact like a gentleman?"

"Listen," he said, "I have been acting like agentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."

一天，遠東百貨公司的女裝大減價，一位高貴的中年男士想給太太買一件。可是，沒過多久，他發現自己已被瘋狂的女人沖得踉踉蹌蹌。

他竭力忍耐著。後來，他低下頭，揮動雙臂，擠過人群。

「你幹嘛？」有人尖聲叫道，「你難道不能表現得像位紳士嗎？」

「聽著，」他說，「我過去一小時一直表現得像一位紳士。從現在起，我要表現得像位女士。」

4、The Broom Seller and the Barber 賣掃帚的人和理發師

A man who sold brooms went into a barber's shop to get shaved. Thebarber bought one of his brooms, and, when he had shaved him, asked for theprice of it.

"Two pence," said the man.

"No, no," said the barber, "I will give you a penny,and if you do not think that enough, you may take your broom again."

The man took it, and asked what he had to pay for his shave.

"A penny." said the barber.

"I will give you a half-penny, and if that is not enough, youmay put my beard on again."

一個賣掃帚的人去一家理發店修面。理發師向他買了一把掃帚。當理發師給他修完面後，問了一下掃帚的價錢。

賣掃帚的人說：「兩便士。」

「不，不。」理發師說，「我只出一便士。如果你認為不夠的話，可以把掃帚拿回去。」

賣掃帚的人取回了掃帚，隨後問修面要付多少錢。

賣掃帚的人說：「我只能給你半個便士，如果你認為不夠的話，你可以把鬍子再替我裝上。」

5、Want a Day Off 想請一天假

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office."Boss," he says, "We're doing some heavy house-cleaning at hometomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, movingand hauling stuff." "We're short-handed, Smith," the bossreplies. "I can't give you the day off." "Thanks, boss,"says Smith, "I knew I could count on you!"

一天，史密斯去見他的客戶部領導。「老闆，」斯密斯說，「我們家明天要大搞清潔，我老婆需要我回去幫忙清潔閣樓和車庫，搬搬挪挪什麼的。」「斯密斯啊，你也知道，我們現在人手已經不夠了。」老闆說，「明天的假我是沒法給你批了」。「多謝老闆，」史密斯說，「我果然沒信錯人。」

6、I Lost 我輸了

It was at a five o』clock tea. A young man came tothe hostess to apologize for his lateness.

「So good of you to come, Mr. Jones, and where isyour brother?」

「You see we're very busy in the office and only oneof us could come, so we tossed up for it.」

「How nice! And so original, too! And you won?」

「No,」 said the young man absently, 「I lost.」

五點鍾，下午茶的時間，一個年輕人因為遲到向女主人致歉。

「您能來可真好，瓊斯先生，您的兄弟在哪兒呢？」

「您知道我們公司很忙，我們倆只能來一個，所以就擲幣來決定由誰來。」

「太有意思了！還那麼有創意！那您贏了？」

「不，」年輕人心不在焉地說，「我輸了。」

7、The Old Cat 老貓

An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old.One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it.

Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years,and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old,but remember what good work the old did when they were young."

一位老婦有隻貓，這只貓很老，它跑不快了，也咬不了東西，因為它年紀太大了。一天，老貓發現一隻老鼠，它跳過去抓這只老鼠，然而，它咬不住這只老鼠。因此，老鼠從它的嘴邊溜掉了，因為老貓咬不了它。於是，老婦很生氣，因為老貓沒有把老鼠咬死。她開始打這只貓，貓說：「不要打你的老僕人，我已經為你服務了很多年，而且還願意為你效勞，但是，我實在太老了，對年紀大的不要這么無情，要記住老年人在年青時所做過的有益的事情。

8、There Good Friends 三個好朋友

One day, a monkey rides his bike near the river. This time he sees a lion under a tree. The lion runs at him. He is afraid and falls into the river. He can』t swim. He shouts. The rabbit hears him. He jumps into the river. The rabbit swims to the monkey, but he can』t help him. Luckily, an elephant comes along. He is very strong. He helps the rabbit and monkey. Three friends are very happy. They go to the elephant』s home. Then, three of them become good friends。

一天，一隻猴子在河邊騎車。這時他看見樹下有一隻獅子，獅子向他跑來。他非常的害怕，掉進河裡。他不會游泳，大叫起來。兔子聽見了，跳進水裡，但他卻沒有辦法救猴子。幸運的是，一隻大象過來了。大象非常強壯，救出了兔子和猴子。他們來到大象的家，在那裡吃了一頓大餐。從此他們成了好朋友。

G. 小學趣味英語--猜謎語

1 hotdog

2 mushroom

3 clock

4 blackboard

H. 小學趣味英語帶答案

1 Last week, it took me three days to go from A to B, but then four days to go from B to A. What are A and B?
Sunday and Wednesday.
2 What letter is a body of water?
C(sea)
3 What has teeth but cannot eat?
comb 梳子
4 What two words contain thousands of letters
mailbox
5 Which runs faster,heat or cold?Why?
heat runs faster,because you can catch a cold
6 What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter？
Envelope
7 What of us goes up and never comes down?
Our age
8 What starts with T， ends with T， and can be full of T？
teapot 茶壺