❶ 小學生英語話劇劇本，要簡短的，
Little Red Riding Hood 小紅帽
第一場：Little Red Riding Hood家
Mum： (媽媽拿著一個籃子，把桌紫的水果放在籃子里）
Little Red Riding Hood:(唱著歌，歡快地跑進來）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?
Mum： （一邊把水果放在籃子里，心事重重地說）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.
Little Red Riding Hood：（邊提起籃子，邊點頭說）Ok!
Mum： （親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說） Be good. Be careful.
Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.
Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.
第二場：在路上
(一陣輕快的音樂遠而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)
Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下籃子採花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.
Wolf：（隨著一陣低沉的音樂，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找東西狀,東張西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)
Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辮子，天真地回答)To Grandma』s．Grandma is ill.
Wolf：（自言自語）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（對Little Red Riding Hood說）Hey, look! 6 little baby cks.
Little Red Riding Hood：(和6隻鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞)
Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大樹後）
Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby cks，how are you?
Six Ducks：We』 re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?
Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma』s．Oh, I must go, bye.
Six Ducks：Goodbye．
第三場：Grandma家
Grandma： （喘著氣出場，顫顫悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床邊，喘了幾口，打幾個哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（從樹後出來，邊走邊說）I am very hungry now. (做找尋的樣子)Where is Grandma』 s house? (高興地對觀眾說)Aha , it』s here.(敲門)Bang, Bang, Bang．
Grandma： Who is it？
Wolf：（裝出Little Red Riding Hood的聲音，一邊得意地搖動尾巴，一邊說）It』s me. Little Red Riding Hood.
Grandma： (邊說邊起床) Come in, come in.
Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床邊) Grandma , I』ll eat you.
Grandma： （驚慌失措地抓緊衣服，瞪著眼睛，邊叫迫從床上滾到地上）
灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。
Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翹起大拇指）Yummy！I』ll sleep.
Little Red Riding Hood：(高興地敲門)Grandma．Grandma．
Wolf：(裝扮成Grandma的聲音) Who is it？
Little Red Riding Hood：It』s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!
Wolf：Come in， Come in.
Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳著進來，把籃子放在桌紫，走到床前一看，跳回幾步)Oh! What are big ears!
Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.
Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes!
Wolf：I can see you pretty face.
Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand.
Wolf：I can hug you.
Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，邊摸邊說）Look! What a big hands?
Wolf：(從床上跳起來說)I can eat you!
Little Red Riding Hood：(拚命地跑)Oh！No! No!
Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃狀，拍拍肚子說）It』s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.
Hunter： (一邊拿著槍，一邊做尋找狀出場)Where』s the wolf? Look! A door．(推門)The wolf is sleeping.
Wolf：(發出呼呼的響聲)
Hunter： (端起槍想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry．(從桌紫拿起剪刀，舉起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.
Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．
Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．
Grandma： (從桌紫拿來針線)
Little Red Riding Hood：(搬來幾個石頭)One, two, three.
Hunter： (把小石頭裝進Wolf的衣服里)
Grandma： I'll thread it.
Hunter： (拿起槍)Woke up!
Wolf：(起床，兩手托著大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.
Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms!
Wolf：(邊跑邊說) Help! Don』t shot me!
Hunter： （開槍）Bang, bang!
Wolf： (應聲倒下)
Hunter： The bad wolf is dead．
Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you．
Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you
❷ 英語情景劇劇本《看病》
按出場順序依次為：A:病人，B：醫生，C、D：A的陪同者
A: Good morning,doctor! A：早上好，醫生！
B:Good morning! What's the matter? B：早上好！怎麼了？
A:I feel sore all over and I have a headache.I am afraid that is a cold. A：我感到渾身酸痛，並且頭痛。恐怕我是感冒了。
B:This is a thermometer(θəəmɔmɪtə(r)).Here you are! B：這是體溫計，給你測下體溫。
A:OK. A：好的。
B:How long have you been like this? B：像這種情況多長時間了？
A:About Since last night.I was trembling with cold. A：大概從昨晚開始吧，我冷得發抖。
C:She also has a runny nose. C：她還不停的流鼻涕。
D:she also can』t stop sneezing lastnight. D：而且她昨晚不斷的打噴嚏。 B:Oh,Iknow.Give me the thermometerB：哦，我知道了，給我體溫計看一下。 （C幫醫生接過A的體溫計，順便看了一下。）
C:Oh,my god.It』s 40 degrees. C：哦，我的天啊，竟然燒到了40度！
D: You actually are hanging on! D：哦，你竟然還活著！
B:Let me look you over carefully. B：讓我給你做個仔細的檢查。
A:Is it serious? A：我病的嚴重嗎？
B:Not serious.you've got the flu.Here are some pills for you.Plerse take them three times a day and drink more water. B：並不怎麼嚴重，你得了流感，拿些葯就好了，一天三次，並且要多喝水。
A:Thank you very much! A：非常感謝！
D:How soon can she be all right again? D：她多久能轉好啊？
B:If you have a good rest,you will be all right in three days.B：如果你能好好休息，最多三天就能好了。
C:I hope you can recover as quickly as possible. C：我希望你能盡快好起來
B:Good luck! B：祝你好運！
A、C、D:Thank you！Goodbye! A、C、D:謝謝，再見！
B、B:Bye! B：再見!
❸ 小學英語情景劇劇本
場景：夏天，綠樹，青草，白柵欄。丑小鴨躲在模擬的蛋殼內，鴨媽媽在蛋殼前面做孵蛋的樣子，另外4隻鴨蛋圍住鴨媽媽，趴在地上成圓弧狀。
音樂：（有鳥叫，知了叫等）及舞檯布景組合出一幅恬靜、溫暖的鄉村夏日風光圖。
畫外音：It is warm, A mother ck lies in the stook, waiting for the birth of her children.（太陽暖烘烘的，鴨媽媽卧在稻草堆里，等她的孩子們出世。）
鴨媽媽：Well, my babies, come out quickly please. I』m tired.（伸懶腰）哎，我的孩子們，你們怎麼還不出世呀，可把媽媽累壞了！
鴨媽媽撫摸著鴨蛋，突然，一隻鴨蛋動了一下。小鴨1站了起來，看了一下周圍的世界說：
Oh, what a beautiful world!「哦，多麼美麗的世界啊！」
接著，另外3隻小鴨從蛋殼里逐漸在媽媽的撫摸中鑽出來，東張西望，看到媽媽後，驚喜地跑過去，
喊：Hi, mum! / Hi, Mummy!媽媽！媽媽！………
小鴨4：（指著大蛋）Mum, what』s this ? Why not crack? 咦，媽媽，這是誰？還不出來呀？
鴨媽媽：Don』t mention it, I spent too much time on it, but it still has no change.
別提了，媽媽在他身上花的功夫最多，可他硬是不見一點動靜。
（突然，發出一聲特別刺耳的破裂聲，蛋裂開，丑小鴨慢慢伸伸懶腰鑽出來，大家蹲在地上抬頭仔細看著那隻小鴨，先是非常驚奇，然後驚叫，4隻小鴨倒地，鴨媽媽也非常失望地看著丑小鴨。）
丑小鴨：Hi, friends! Nice to meet you!
眾小鴨驚異、交頭接耳。
小鴨2：Wow, his feather is gray, it』s too rube!呀！他的毛是灰灰的，太土了。
小鴨3：Look! His mouth is so big that he can swallow the whole pond near our home. 瞧！她的嘴巴那麼大，可吞下我們家門口的池塘了。
齊聲：It』s just an 「ugly cking」! We don』t like stay with you.（他可真是一隻「丑小鴨」。我們不想和你呆在一起）
鴨媽媽：Ah! Why is she so ugly? She shouldn』t come into this world!
（鴨媽媽看著丑小鴨，搖頭做無可奈何狀。）
小鴨4：Mum, let』s play games, OK?
鴨媽媽：OK
小鴨(齊)：Yeah!
(播放的歡快音樂。小鴨們隨著音樂玩游戲，並不時發出嬉笑聲。丑小鴨也想和她們一起游戲。)
小鴨2：Go away! You are too ugly!
丑小鴨：I』m not beautiful, but I am lonely. I want to play with you.
小鴨3：You can』t play with us. Go away quickly!
丑小鴨：Please let me play with you.
小鴨4：No, you can』t. We don』t want an ugly ckling to spoil our fun. .
(突然，小鴨1在游戲中不小心摔倒了。)
丑小鴨：I can help you do something. (丑小鴨上前去扶她。)
小鴨1: I don』t need your help. Go away!
小鴨2.3.4：Go away!(眾小鴨把丑小鴨往外推。)
畫外音：The 4 cks are very tired and hungry. They want to eat some food.
小鴨1: Mum ,I』m hungry.
鴨媽媽：Oh, my children , come to eat some food. (鴨媽媽做出撒米粒的樣子，小鴨們隨著鴨媽媽的動作方向搶吃食物。)
小鴨2：Don』t give that ugly ckling any food.( 小鴨們把媽媽給的食物全部搶過來，不讓丑小鴨吃。)
鴨媽媽：Oh, don』t do that . She is your sister.
小鴨3：Our sister? Why is she so ugly?
畫外音：The poor ckling didn』t eat any food. It』s dark. Her sisters want to go home.
小鴨1:Oh, I』m very full and tired; I want to go home to sleep.
小鴨2.3.4：Me too.
鴨媽媽：OK .Let』s go.(鴨媽媽帶著小鴨們回家。)
鴨媽媽：My children ,good night.
畫外音：All the cks kiss their mum, and they have a good sleep. The ugly ckling stands up and tries to get close to them ,but she is afriaid. Finally, the poor cking sleeps in a corner!（小夜曲響起）
丑小鴨：Dear mum, Life is unfair to me. I』m ugly . But it』s not my fault . Mum, I』m sorry , I have to leave you. Bye mum. （媽，生活對我太不公平了，長得丑，不是我的錯啊！媽媽，對不起，我要離開你了！）
❹ 求英語情景劇劇本 6篇都是4個人的
搞不懂你找的什麼劇本，你要找這個劇本的話，你網路看一下有沒有。
❺ 6人英語話劇劇本，小學的
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大臣（1）: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the prince-dancing ball. This night, our worshipful Prince Edward（這時，王子走了出來，向所有來賓鞠躬）will select the most beautiful and kindest girl to be his queen .Now, young girls, come to the front, please! （女孩子們走上前） 大臣（2）：（將頭轉向王子）Highness，how are they? Which one do you like? 王子: （皺起眉頭）Mmm…I don』t think they are… (Cinderella suddenly comes in) 大臣們: （驚嘆）Wow! How beautiful THAT girl is! （眾來賓驚恐地回過頭） 旁白：She's like a fairy. She's like an Angel. She's so lovely. She's like a princess. How pretty Cinderella is! 王子:(走上前，鞠躬) Pretty lady, may I be honored to dance with you? 灰姑娘: I'd love to.（握住王子的手，開始跳舞） (Music and dance) 旁白:Beautiful Cinderella and handsome Prince Edward are dancing. They fall in love.
(12點的鍾聲猛然敲響了,敲了6下) 灰姑娘: Oh, it's time to go back. I must go now. I am sorry that I cannot dance with you any more, sir! 王子: Wait, miss, please wait! （追上去） 灰姑娘：(急忙地跑，掉了一隻鞋)Good bye, sir! 王子: (拿起鞋)Pretty lady! Why are you leaving? I must find you!! Soldiers!！ 士兵們: Yes!! 王子: Take this shoe to every house and let all the young girls have a try tomorrow morning. You must find the girl for me. FAST! 士兵們: Yes, highness! 第四場布景：灰姑娘家的花園中
灰姑娘:（失去了魔法的幫助，變回了原樣）Oh…He was gentle, he was handsome, oh! I cannot forget him… I love him! But I hadn』t found Prince Edward and danced with him yet…
鴿子: Cinderella, don』t you know? The man who danced with you was PRINCE EDWARD!! （貓和變回原樣的狗點頭附和）
灰姑娘:REALLY?? My goodness!! （捂住嘴巴，不敢相信的樣子） Oops, I am sorry…I haven』t done the housework! Mum, Helen and Jenny will back soon! They will be angry! See you soon, buddies! （哼著小曲跳走了） 第五場布景：灰姑娘家
（士兵敲門） 士兵（3）:Good morning, madam.
後媽: Good morning. What』s the matter, sir? 士兵: Are there any young girls in this house, madam? 士兵（2）: The pretty lady lost her shoe in the palace. 士兵（3）: The prince wanted to find her and marry her. 後媽:（笑著說）Of course, sir, wait a minute!（往身後招招手，讓女兒（1）過來）
後媽女兒（1）: （急急忙忙跑上前）Let me try. The shoe is mine.（說著把腳伸進鞋子） 士兵: No, It's not yours. It's too small for you.（把鞋子拿開） 後媽女兒（2）: （跳著大喊）It's mine. I AM the queen. Let me try it.（說著把腳伸進鞋子） 士兵（2）: No, it's not yours; it's too big for you.（再次把鞋子拿開） 後媽: Hey, sir, maybe it's mine. Let me have a try. （急忙想要去穿鞋子） 士兵（3）:（馬上把鞋子拿走）Oh, please, it couldn't be YOURS. Are there any other girls in this house? 灰姑娘: Good morning, gentlemen, may I try it? （款款走來） 後媽 :You? That』s impossible! （大喊著，做出「快滾」的手勢） 後媽女兒（1）: Look at yourself, PLEASE! （譏笑） 後媽女兒（2）: So dirty and so ugly! Please not to waste the solders』 time! （諷刺） 士兵: Oh, ladies, let her try! Prince Edward said that all the young girls should have a try. Here, young girl, try it on, please! （送上鞋） 灰姑娘:（輕輕把腳伸進去）Thank you! (試鞋,正好合適) 後媽和兩個女兒：It couldn』t be Cinderella! It couldn』t be!! Maybe there』s something wrong, sir! （瘋了一樣大叫）
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白 :Long ago, there lived a girl. Her mather had died and her father had married again,His new wife had two daugters. They are so bad as their mother. The poor girl had to work day and night. She must sleep in the kitchen. She weared drity clothes. All of them called her cinders for Cinderella. However, we』ll show you a different play today.
(灰姑娘昂首挺胸帥氣十足地上場)
旁白 ：She is so strong, and smart. Especially she is good at sport.
Now, she is running for the 100 meter race.(灰姑娘沖刺,旁邊老師讀秒:11』9)
Now, she is playing basketball.(灰姑娘以一敵眾,輕松灌籃)
Now,she is practicing Chinese gongfu(灰姑娘打拳,對手倒)
This is her----Cinderella
灰姑娘(怒,看旁白) :Do you finish?
旁白 :Ok(結巴)continue, even she is perfect, she still can』t escape the poor life, Why? That is-----
繼母(假裝洗衣服) :How cold the water! I』m too old to do anything, My leg is so painful.
(灰姑娘默,從繼母手中拿過洗衣盆)
(一姐將盆碗碰得亂響.灰姑娘默,從姐手中拿過盆碗)
(一姐手持針線縫衣,刺手,尖叫—灰姑娘默,從姐手中拿過衣服)
第一幕
(灰姑娘在幫後母按摩肩膀)
二姐(奔入,揚動手中傳單) :Mom, Mom, Look! There are some leaflets. I got them on the street.
The King is having a party. The Prince will look for a wife.
一姐(托腮) :I must be choosen, I am the most beautiful girl in the world.
二姐(憑空跳舞) :No, Not you. I have the charming shape, I am the Queen.
(兩姐爭吵起來,繼母從女兒手中拿過傳單,親吻)
繼母 :Oh, baby. Stop. You two are the most beautiful girls in our country. He will probably choose one of you. Come on , make up yourself. We haven』t enough time!(瞪灰姑娘)Cinderella, what are you doing? Come here, help your sisters!
灰姑娘 :OK, I will. But, mom, can I go to the party tonight? I want to ------
(三人斂神)
一姐 :Oh, my God! I forgot Tim』s homework. He gave us a lot of homework.. I can』t finish, what should I do ?
二姐(拿書,指,附和) :Oh, Yes, Yes. Look, execise A, excise B, excise C, excise D, excise E, Oh, planning tree, essay, study plan------(偷瞄灰姑娘,哭)Oh, my God! Oh
❻ 英語情景劇劇本
萊曼英語短劇拍攝腳本
2010年3月15日
《快樂的夏令營》
BOY CHARACTORS:
1.Andrew 安德魯 （男人氣質的）
2.Charles 查爾斯 （男子氣概的）
3.David 戴維德 （真實的朋友）
4.Dennis 丹尼斯 （豪爽的酒神）
5.Duke 杜克 （先驅領導者）
6.Frank 弗蘭克 （率直自由者）
7.Harry 哈里 （家族統治者）
8.Jack 傑克 （上帝的恩寵）
9.Louis 路易斯 （神勇的武將）
10.Martin 馬丁 （驍勇的戰神）
GIRL CHARACTERS:
1.Alice 愛麗絲 （尊貴和善的）
2.Angela 安傑拉 （飛翔的天使）
3.Caroline 卡洛琳 （勇敢的少女）
4.Donna 唐納 （貴婦與淑女）
5.Frances 弗朗西斯（自由的少女）
6.Grace 格蕾絲 （優雅的女士）
7.Jessica 傑西卡 （上帝的寵兒）
8.Linda 琳達 （美麗的少女）
9.Susan 蘇珊 （百合花般的魅力）
10.Sharon 莎倫 （少女公主）
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1. Alice: Hi ,Angela.It,s you.Nice to see you here.
2. Angela: Oh,Alice.Nice to see you again.
3. Alice: You look much more beautiful.
4. Angela: Really,thank you.You,too.Are you here for the camp?
5. Alice: Yes.My mother wanted me to learn more English.
6. Angela: Just like my Mum.They are always gossip.
7. Alice: Ok.Forget it.Look at your watch.It's so nice.
8. Angela: That's from my mother as a birthday present.
9. Alice: So,do not complain.You have a great mother.
10. Angela: Sure.I love her very much.But I don't like her to be fussy.
11.Alice: Neither do I.
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12.Andrew: Hi, you two.What are you talking about?
13.Alice: Hi,Andrew.We're talking about mothers.
14.Andrew: No good words?My mother wanted me to be good at English.
15.Angela: Your English is really terrible.
16.Andrew: But,it's not my problem.My family teacher is second-handed.
17.Alice: Perhaps,you learned your English by discount.
18.Andrew: Really smart. I know only 20 English letters now.
19.Angela： What a pitty! Silly boy.
20.Alice: Perhaps,Andrew's head is second-handed.
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21.Charles: Let's come here and take a picture together.
22.David: Come on,everybody.Let's take a photo.
23.Charles: Well.Silent,please. Look at me and say "cheese".
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24.David: Well done. Thank you all.Next,let's go this way and have a look at the lake.
25.Caroline: Why did we say "cheese" when we took a picture?
26.Donna: Say "cheese".You have to open your mouth and show your teeth.
27.Caroline: You are right. Everyboday is happy when they take a picture.
28.Donna: People in China always say "茄子」 when they take photos.
29.Caroline: Smiling is the most beautiful language in the world.
30.Donna: Do other animals smile?
31.Caroline: I don't think so. If a cat smiles at night when you sleep,what do you think?
32.Donna: That will be terrible.
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33.Frances: Grace,look at the flowers.How beautiful the flowers are!
34.Grace: Yeah.The garden is really beautiful.
35.Dennis: What are you looking at,girls?
36.Frances: Flowers and grasses. Aren't they beautiful?
37.Dennis: Sure.They are.But I like tall trees.They look like boys,tall,strong and powderful.
38.Grace: But,flowers are just like girls,slim,beautiful and gentle.
39.Dennis: Flowers are weak,girls always cry.
40.Frances: On sunny days,we smile,laugh,sing and dance.You cannot imagine a girl is laughing in a rain-storm.
41.Dennis: Sounds terrible.
42.Grace: Dennis,you will be frightened to death.
43.Dennis: OK.I'd better get away from here.
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44.Duke: look,the water in the lake is so clear.
45.Frank: Yeah.There must be a lot of fish in the lake.
46.Duke: I think so.By the way,do you like fishing?
47.Frank: No.But my father does.He goes fishing every Sunday.
48.Duke: There is a story about rabbit's fishing. Would you like to listen?
49.Frank: Sure.Go ahead,please.
50.Duke: A rabbit always went fishing in the river.When he did so,he always took his favourite food, some carrots with him.And he took the carrot as the lure.One day,the fish in the river jumped out of the water.And the fish shouted, "Damn rabbit.If you use the carrot again,we will kill you".
51.Frank: Then,my father is the rabbit.He always threw his chewing gum into the water when fishing.
52.Duke: Perhaps,some day,the fish will come out of the water,and shout at your father.
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53.Jessica: Look at the girl over there.Who is it?
54.Linda: It is Susan,one of my classmates. She is the top student in our class.
55.Jessica: Hi,Susan.How are you?
56.Susan: Fine,thank you,and you?
57.Jessica: Not too bad.What are you reading?
58.Susan: A novel.
59.Linda: She wants to be a writer in the future.
60.Jessica: Really?
61.Susan: Nothing like what she said.
62.Linda: You may read her blog.It is very interesting.
63.Jessica: I will. Wish that you can be a famous writer,like the writer of "Hanry Potter".
64.Susan: I just don't like our text-books.
65.Linda: Neither do I. I like stories very much.
66.Jessica: Our text-books are boring.They make my IQ much lower than before.
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67.Harry: Jack,what do you usually do in your spare time?
68.Jack: Well.Frankly speaking,I have little time to enjoy myself.
69.Harry: Why?
70.Jack: I have to spend much time on my homework.You know,we have too much homework every day.
71.Harry: Poor boy.We have not so much homework.But my mother asks me to attend different learning groups.
72.Jack: What kinds of groups?
73.Harry: like English group,Chinese writing group, maths group,even boxing exercise.
74.Jack: Perhaps you are too weak,not strong enough.
75.Harry: Sometimes,I really want to quit my study.
76.Jack: Then,what will you do?And what can you do?
77.Harry: I don't know.Perhaps I can be an armyman.
78.Jack: You? An armyman? I don't think you are tall enough to be an armyman.
79.Harry: How about a body-guard? My boxing is skillful enough.I am sure I can make it.
80.Sharon:Who can be a body-guard? I need one.
81:Jack: How much will you pay for a body-guard?
82.Sharon:I have no money at all.But in the future,I will pay together. He will get a lot of money all together.
83.Harry: Then,we have to wait,and wait for you to become a VIP.
84.Jack: She can be a famous actress or a pop singer.
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85.Alice: Certainly.Sharon is good at singing songs.She is my classmate.I know her quite well.
86.Angela:Let her sing a song for us,will you?
87.Alice: Please,Sharon.Will you please sing us a song. You are so popular here.
88.Sharon:Well.I'd like to sing one of my favourite songs.
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89.Caroline: Who is your favourite singer,Sharon?
90.Sharon: I think SHE is my favourite singing group.
91.Louis: But,I like Jay Zhou best.
92.Martin: What? I beg your pardon?
93.Sharon: He said that he liked Jay Zhou best.
94.Martin: Oh,my god. His voice is so terrible. I cannot bear it.
95.Caronlin: As a man, he is really not clear enough.
❼ 英語情景劇劇本 10分鍾
英語搞笑話劇《孔雀東南飛》
Wanders every five miles
焦仲卿Johnny(J for short)劉蘭芝Lunch(L for short)
焦母Johnny's mother(JM for short)劉母Lunch』s mother(LM for short)
太守之子Mayor』s son(MS for short)強盜Burglars(ABandC)
(J作被打狀跑上台,內砸出一卷紙筒,J被打中,狼狽不堪)
J:Every body says that I'm henpecked,but in fact,I』m as strong as a tiger,(小聲)while my
wife is Wu Song.
(指著上台處的門大聲道)I』m not afraid of you!
(內砸出一臉盆,J接住當成盾牌護著頭)Then,I』m afraid of whom?
My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me,
smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender
than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
(內又砸出一卷紙筒,擊中J)
My God!Who can help me?(下)
Act1
(序幕結束時,JM作竊聽狀)
JM(拄拐棍上):I can!
(對門內)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you?
L(扎著圍裙,拿著鍋鏟,從門內跳出來):I』m here!What』s up mum?
JM:I』ve told you again and again that you should call me「my most beautiful graceful and
dearest mother-in-law」.
L:OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what』s up?
JM:Since you married my son you have be haved so badly.You have been so rude,so brusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Never interrupt me!
L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all
day long,cooking and washing.I have raised tens of thousands of pigs and cks and chicken
and……
JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!
L(生氣地揮動著鍋鏟):Oh,you want a grandson,don』t you?(開始解圍裙)Go and ask your
son.I』m leaving!(扯下圍裙,扔在JM的臉上,下)
Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛線,L拿著鍋鏟上)
L:Mum,I』m back!
LM:You are back?Why?What happened?
L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
LM(驚訝,但隨即露出幸災樂禍的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted on
marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen
to me.Look at yourself……
L:But,mum……
LM:Never interrupt me!
L:Mum,I』m no tinterrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK?And
I』ll marry whom ever you want me to.
LM(大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayor』s son in the market.He said:「If your daughter
Haven』t been married,I really really want to marry her!」Now you are free again,I』ll go
and tell him.(下)
L(驚愕):What?The mayor』s son?The most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的鍋
鏟掉在地上)What a silly thing I have done!(下)
Act3
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(邊走邊道):Lunch!Lunch!Where are my socks?
(走了幾步,在地上撿起襪子)Here they are!(聞一下) Er!How smelly!They are still dirty!
(突然想起)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起來)Oh,I』m so hungry!But there』s no breakfast!(撿起地上的圍
裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now
she has gone.I have to cook for my mother and myself.
JM(上):Where』s my breakfast?Where』s Lunch?Hasn』t she got up yet?
J:Mum,can』t you remember?Lunch has gone!
JM(沉吟片刻):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,as on without a wife is useless.Lunch is a nice
girl,go and take her back!
J(立正敬禮):Yes madam!
Act4
(J開心地走著，忽然跳出來三個強盜)
A:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
The road is built by me!(抬腳重重地踩在一塊大石頭上)
B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬腳踩在同一塊石頭上)
C:If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石頭，但踩到了A的腳)
AB&C:Give us all your money!
J(搜遍了每一個口袋，掏出1角硬幣):Is1 mao enough?
(三強盜暈倒狀，接著三人聚在一邊商量)
A:What bad luck!This guy is broken!
B:If we cannot rob any money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight!
C:I heard that the mayor』s son is going to marry Miss Liu Lan next month.WE can go and
rob the wedding!
A&B:Good idea!
J(驚訝):What?What?Lunch is going to get married?It』s impossible!
AB&C:Why?A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple!
J:But Lunch is my wife!We haven』t got divorced yet!
(突然有了主意)I』ve got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don』t you?I』ll go
with you.You take the money and I take the bride.
B:Have you got any experience?
J:No.But I』ve got this!(J脫下鞋子從裡面摸出一張支票，上書＄1，000，000)
Act5
(轉眼已到了婚禮之期．MS意氣風發用紅綢牽著新娘上，J蓋著紅蓋頭極不情願地被拉上台)
(J和三強盜躍至台中)
ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
A:The road is built by me!
B:And I planted one tree.
C:If you want to go by this street---
J:Give us all your money!
(L聽到J的聲音，掀起了蓋頭)
L(驚喜萬分):Johnny!(不顧一切地飛奔到J的身邊並躲到了的身後)
(MS大怒，揮拳向J打來．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身後的L，L暈倒)
J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!（揮拳向MS沖去）
(J與MS混戰，JM上，以拐杖擊暈MS)
(J將MS胸前的新郎標志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L，關切地問):Honey,how are you?
L(哭狀):I hurt a lot!
J:Don』t cry baby.I』ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)
L(起身去追):Wait for me! (跑下)
(音樂起 Can You Celebrate)
❽ 有沒有，小學英語短劇劇本
龜兔賽跑
Once upon a time a tortoise and a hare had an argument about who was faster. They decided to settle the argument with a race. They agreed on a route and started off the race.
從前，有一隻烏龜和一隻兔子在互相爭辯誰跑得快。他們決定來一場比賽分高下，選定了路線，就此起跑。The hare shot ahead and ran briskly for some time. Then seeing that he was far ahead of the tortoise, he thought he'd sit under a tree for some time and relax before continuing the race.
兔子帶頭沖出，賓士了一陣子，眼看它已遙遙領先烏龜，心想，它可以在樹下坐一會兒，放一下，然後再繼續比賽。
He sat under the tree and soon fell asleep. The tortoise plodding on overtook him and soon finished the race, emerging as the undisputed champ.
兔子很快地在樹下就睡著了，而一路上笨手笨腳走來的烏龜則超越過它，不一會兒完成比賽，成為貨真價實的冠軍。
The hare woke up and realised that he'd lost the race. The moral of the story is that slow and steady wins the race.等兔子一覺醒來，才發覺它輸了。這個故事給我們的啟示是：緩慢且持續的人會贏得比賽。
This is the version of the story that we've all grown up with.
這是從小伴隨我們長大的龜兔賽跑故事的版本。
But then recently, someone told me a more interesting version of this story. It continues.
但最近有人告訴了我一個更有趣的版本。故事這么繼續下去。
The hare was disappointed at losing the race and he did some Defect Prevention (Root Cause Analysis). He realised that he'd lost the race only because he had been overconfident, careless and lax. 兔子當然因輸了比賽而倍感失望，為此他做了些缺失預防工作（根本原因解析）。它很清楚，失敗是因它太有信心，大意，以及散漫。
If he had not taken things for granted, there's no way the tortoise could have beaten him. So he challenged the tortoise to another race. The tortoise agreed.
如果它不要自認一切都是理所當然的，烏龜是不可能打敗它的。因此，它單挑烏龜再來另一場比賽，而烏龜也同意。
This time, the hare went all out and ran without stopping from start to finish. He won by several miles.這次，兔子全力以赴，從頭到尾，一口氣跑完，領先烏龜好幾公里。
The moral of the story？ Fast and consistent will always beat the slow and steady.
則故事的有什麼啟示？動作快且前後一致的人將可勝過緩慢且持續的人。
If you have two people in your organisation, one slow, methodical and reliable, and the other fast and still reliable at what he does, the fast and reliable chap will consistently climb the organisational ladder faster than the slow, methodical chap.
如果在你的工作單位有倆個人，一個緩慢，按部就班，且可靠，另一個則是動作快，且辦事還算牢靠，那麼動作快且牢靠的人會在組織中一直往上爬，升遷的速度比那緩慢且按部就班辦事的人快。
It's good to be slow and steady; but it's better to be fast and reliable.
緩慢且持續固然很好，但動作快且牢靠則更勝一籌。
But the story doesn't end here. The tortoise did some thinking this time, and realised that there's no way he can beat the hare in a race the way it was currently formatted.
這故事還沒完沒了。這下輪到烏龜要好好檢討，它很清楚，照目前的比賽方法，它不可能擊敗兔子。
He thought for a while, and then challenged the hare to another race, but on a slightly different route.它想了一會兒，然後單挑兔子再來另一場比賽，但是是在另一條稍許不同的路線上。
The hare agreed. They started off. In keeping with his self-made commitment to be consistently fast, the hare took off and ran at top speed until he came to a broad river.
兔子同意，然後倆者同時出發。為了確保自己立下的承諾－從頭到尾要一直快速前進，兔子飛馳而出，極速奔跑，直到碰到一條寬闊的河流。
The finishing line was a couple of kilometers on the other side of the river.
而比賽的終點就在幾公里外的河對面。
The hare sat there wondering what to do. In the meantime the tortoise trundled along, got into the river, swam to the opposite bank, continued walking and finished the race.
兔子呆坐在那裡，一時不知怎麼辦。這時候，烏龜卻一路跚跚而來，撩入河裡，游到對岸，繼續爬行，完成比賽。
The moral of the story? First identify your core competency and then change the playing field to suit your core competency.這故事的有什麼啟示？首先，辨識出你的核心競爭力，然後改變游戲場所以適應（發揮）你的核心競爭力。
In an organisation, if you are a good speaker, make sure you create opportunities to give presentations that enable the senior management to notice you.
在你的工作單位，如果你是一個能言善道的人，一定要想法創造機會，好好表現自己，以便讓高峰注意到你。
If your strength is analysis, make sure you do some sort of research, make a report and send it upstairs. Working to your strengths will not only get you noticed but will also create opportunities for growth and advancement.
如果你的優勢是從事分析工作，那麼你一定要做一些研究，寫一個報告，然後呈送上樓。依著自己的優勢(專長)來工作，不僅會讓上頭的人注意到你，也會創造成長和進步的機會。
The story still hasn't ended.故事還沒結束。
The hare and the tortoise, by this time, had become pretty good friends and they did some thinking together. Both realised that the last race could have been run much better.
這下子，兔子和烏龜成了惺惺相惜的好朋友。它們一起檢討，倆個都很清楚，在上一次的比賽中，它們可以表現得更好。
So they decided to do the last race again, but to run as a team this time.
所以，他們決定再賽一場，但這次是同對合作。
They started off, and this time the hare carried the tortoise till the riverbank. There, the tortoise took over and swam across with the hare on his back.
它們一起出發，這次可是兔子扛著烏龜，直到河邊。在那裡，烏龜接手，背著兔子過河。。
On the opposite bank, the hare again carried the tortoise and they reached the finishing line together. They both felt a greater sense of satisfaction than they'd felt earlier.
到了河對岸，兔子再次扛著烏龜，倆個一起抵達終點。比起前次，它們都感受到一種更大的成就感。
The moral of the story? It's good to be indivially brilliant and to have strong core competencies; but unless you're able to work in a team and harness each other's core competencies, you'll always perform below par because there will always be situations at which you'll do poorly and someone else does well.這故事的有什麼啟示？個人表現優異與擁有堅強的核心競爭力固然不錯，但除非你能在一個團對內（與別人）同心協力，並掌控彼此間的核心競爭力，否則你的表現將永遠在標准之下，因為總有一些狀況下，你是技不如人，而別人卻幹得蠻好的。
Teamwork is mainly about situational leadership, letting the person with the relevant core competency for a situation take leadership.團隊合作主要就是有關情境（權變）領導這擋事，讓具備處理某一情境能力（核心競爭力）的人當家做主。
There are more lessons to be learnt from this story.從這故事，我們可以學到更多
Note that neither the hare nor the tortoise gave up after failures. The hare decided to work harder and put in more effort after his failure.
我們了解，在遭逢失敗後，兔子和烏龜都沒有就此放棄。兔子決定更拼，並且投入更多的努力。
The tortoise changed his strategy because he was already working as hard as he could. In life, when faced with failure, sometimes it is appropriate to work harder and put in more effort.
在盡了全力之後，烏龜則選擇改變策略。在人的一生中，當失敗臨頭時，有時我們需更加努力。
Sometimes it is appropriate to change strategy and try something different. And sometimes it is appropriate to do both.有時則需改變策略，嘗試不同的抉擇。有時候，倆者都要一起來。
The hare and the tortoise also learnt another vital lesson. When we stop competing against a rival and instead start competing against the situation, we perform far better.
兔子和烏龜也學到了最關鍵的一課。當我們不再與競爭對手較力，而開始逐鹿某一情境時，我們會表現得更好。