❶ 英語小故事,小學五年級會讀的,帶翻譯,50個詞以內,不要笑話和自我介紹,快些,急!!!
How a Colt Crossed the River
One day, a colt took a bag of wheat to the mill. As he was running with the bag on his back, he came to a small river. The colt could not decide whether he could cross it. Looking around, he saw a cow grazing nearby. He asked, "Aunt Cow, could you tell me if I can cross the river?" The cow told him that he could and that the river was not very deep, just knee high. the colt was crossing the river when a squirrel jumped down a tree and stopped him. The squirrel shouted, "Colt, stop! You'll drown! One of my friends drowned just yesterday in the river." Not knowing what to do, the colt went home to consult his mom. He told his mom his experience on the way. His mother said, "My child, don't always listen to others. You'd better go and try yourself. Then you'll know what to do." Later, at the river, the squirrel stopped the colt again. "Little horse, it's too dangerous!" "No, I want to try myself", answered the colt. Then he crossed the river carefully. On the other side of the river, the colt realized that the river was neither as shallow as the cow said nor as deep as the squirrel told him. Real knowledge comes from practice.
小馬過河譯文
一天，小馬馱著麥子去磨坊。 當他馱著口袋向前跑去時，突然發現一條小河擋住了去路。小馬為難了，這可怎麼辦呢？ 它向四周望瞭望，看見一頭奶牛在河邊吃草。小馬問道：「牛阿姨，請您告訴我，這條河我能趟過去嗎？」奶牛回答說：「水很淺，剛到膝蓋。」 小馬正准備過河，突然叢樹上跳下一隻松鼠，攔住它大叫道：「小馬，別過河！你會被淹死的。昨天，我的一個夥伴就在這條河裡淹死啦！」小馬不知如何是好，於是決定回家問問媽媽。 小馬把路上的經歷告訴了媽媽。媽媽說：「孩子，光聽別人說是不行的，你自己親自去試一試，就知道答案了。」 小馬回到河邊，剛要下水，松鼠又大叫起來：「小馬，你不要命啦？」小馬說：「讓我自己試試吧。」它一面回答一面下了河，小心地趟了過去。原來河水既不像老牛說的那樣淺也不像松鼠說的那樣深。實踐出真知。
Once upon a time there was a farmer who worked hard in the fields every day.One day,while he was ploughing the fields,he heard a bumping sound. He saw a dead rabbit .He thought to himself ,"Since it is so easy to get a rabbit like that, why should I work so hard all day long"He threw his hoe away and lay by the tree every day,dreaming for more rabbits to come.When he finally realized his foolish,he starved to death. The story told us no pain ,no gain , no one can reap where one has not sown.
從前有一個農民每天在地里辛苦勞作。一天他正在耕地時聽到撞擊聲擊聲擊聲擊聲；他看到一隻兔子躺在樹旁。他撿起一看是一隻肥大的兔子，他自言自語地說：「既然這么容易撿到兔子，為什麼我要整天辛苦勞作呢?」他扔掉鋤頭，每天躺在樹邊，夢想有兔子來。當他最終意識到他的愚蠢返回地里時，他發現他的稻穀全死了。這個故事告訴我們，不能等著機會和運氣帶來的不可預料的收獲們，也就是說不能不勞而獲。
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❷ 英語幽默小故事帶翻譯10字五年級
5 min cooked a steak and a steak cooked 8 Why not say hello because they are unfamiliar!一個5分熟的牛排和一個8分熟的牛排為什麼不打招呼，因為他們.......不熟！
❸ 要一篇英語小幽默或小故事小笑話，80詞以上。（文中最好是四五年級單詞）
你好，我來為你解答：
One hot summer day a fox was walking through an orchard. He stopped before a bunch of grapes. They were ripe and juicy.
"I'm just feeling thirsty," he thought. So he backed up a few paces, got a running start, jumped up, but could not reach the grapes.
He walked back. One, two, three, he jumped up again, but still, he missed the grapes.
The fox tried again and again, but never succeeded. At last he decided to give it up.
He walked away with his nose in the air, and said「I am sure they are sour.」
狐狸和葡萄
●一個炎熱的夏日，狐狸走過一個果園，他停在一大串熟透而多汁的葡萄前。
●狐狸想：「我正口渴呢。」於是他後退了幾步，向前一沖，跳起來，卻無法夠到葡萄。
●狐狸後退又試。一次，兩次，三次，但是都沒有得到葡萄。
●狐狸試了一次又一次，都沒有成功。最後，他決定放棄，他昂起頭,邊走邊說：「葡萄還沒有成熟，我敢肯定它是酸的。」
❹ 英語故事五年級
Miss William was a teacher, and there were thirty small children in her class. They were nice children, and Miss Williams liked all of them, but they often lost clothes. It was winter, and the weather was very cold. The children』 mothers always sent them to school with warm coats and hat and gloves. The children came into the classroom in the morning and took off their coats and hats and gloves. They put their coats and hats on hooks on the wall, and they put their gloves in the pockets of their coats.
Last Tuesday Miss Williams found two small blue gloves on the floor in the evening, and in the morning she said to the children, 「Whose gloves are these?」 but no one answered.
Then she looked at Dick. 「Haven』t you got blue gloves, Dick?」 she asked him.」 Yes, miss,」 he answered, 「but those can』t be mine. I』ve lost mine.」
❺ 求英語幽默小故事，要超搞笑的，要一分鍾內的，多了不行。而且要五年級左右的！！！ 我要參加比賽！！急急
I'm Trying to Stop It
"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?"
"No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it."
「孩子，你為什麼用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了嗎？」
「沒有，老師。可是你回昨天說你答告訴我的知識都是一個耳朵里進，一個耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在裡面。」
❻ 小學五年級英語春節小詩歌,小故事，笑話
The Dog And The Shadow 狗和它的影子
A DOG, crossing a bridge over a stream with a piece of flesh in his mouth, saw his own shadow in the water, and took it for that of another Dog, with a piece of meat double his own in size. He therefore let go his own, and fiercely attacked the other Dog, to get his larger piece from him. He thus lost both: that which he grasped at in the water, because it was a shadow; and his own, because the stream swept it away.
一條狗嘴裡叼塊肉,來到一座橋上.它看見水裡有自己的影子, 以為是另一條嘴裡也叼著一塊比自己那塊肉大一倍的狗.它忙丟下自己嘴裡的那塊肉,猛力地攻擊水裡的狗.試圖去搶它的肉.結果,它兩塊肉都得不到. 因為那隻是一個影子,它自己的影子而已.真正的肉也被水沖走了.
Which do you find more important, money or friends?
B: Friends, of course.
A: Why?
B: I can always borrow money from friends.
錢和朋友
甲：你認為錢和朋友哪一個更重要？
乙：當然是朋友。
甲：為什麼？
乙：我總可以從朋友那兒借到錢
.THE ANT AND THE DOVE
螞蟻和鴿子
One hot day, an ant was searching for some water. After walking around for some time, she came to a spring.
To reach the spring, she had to climb up a blade of grass. While making her way up, she slipped and fell into the water.
She could have drowned if a dove up a nearby tree had not seen her. Seeing that the ant was in trouble, the dove quickly plucked off a leaf and dropped it into the water near the struggling ant. The ant moved towards the leaf and climbed up there. Soon it carried her safely to dry ground.
Just at that time, a hunter nearby was throwing out his net towards the dove, hoping to trap it.
Guessing what he was about to do, the ant quickly bit him on the heel. Feeling the pain, the hunter dropped his net. The dove was quick to fly away to safety.
MORAL: One good turn deserves another.
2.A Simple Gesture 舉手之勞
Mark was walking home from school one day when he noticed the boy ahead of him had tripped and dropped all of the books he was carrying, along with two sweaters, a baseball bat, a glove and a small tape recorder. Mark knelt down and helped the boy pick up the scattered articles. Since they were going the same way, he helped to carry part of the burden. As they walked Mark discovered the boy's name was Bill, that he loved video games, baseball and history, and that he was having lots of trouble with his other subjects and that he had just broken up with his girlfriend. They arrived at Bill's home first and Mark was invited in for a Coke and to watch some television. The afternoon passed pleasantly with a few laughs and some shared small talk, then Mark went home. They continued to see each other around school, had lunch together once or twice, then both graated from junior high school. They ended up in the same high school where they had brief contacts over the years. Finally the long awaited senior year came and three weeks before graation, Bill asked Mark if they could talk.
Bill reminded him of the day years ago when they had first met. "Did you ever wonder why I was carrying so many things home that day?" asked Bill. "You see, I cleaned out my locker because I didn't want to leave a mess for anyone else. I had stored away some of my mothers sleeping pills and I was going home to commit suicide. But after we spent some time together talking and laughing, I realized that if I had killed myself, I would have missed that time and so many others that might follow. So you see, Mark, when you picked up those books that day, you did a lot more, you saved my life."
-John W. Schlatter (true story)
❼ 跪求有趣的英語小故事，一定要幽默，先給五分，好在加！ 要兩分鍾能讀完的！ 還要五年級的！
Big Head
「All the kids make fun of me」the boy cried to his mother.「They say I have a big head」
「Don't listen to them.」his mother comforted him.「You have a beautiful head .Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes」
「Where's the shopping bag?」
「I haven't got one,use your hat.」
大腦袋
「所有的孩子都拿我開玩笑，」小男孩哭著跟媽媽說：「他們說我長了一個大腦袋。」
「別聽他們的，」他媽媽安慰說：「你的腦袋長得很漂亮。好了，別哭了，去商店買10磅土豆來。」
「購物袋在哪？」
「我沒有購物袋，就用你的帽子吧。」
Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
「昨天給你的錢干什麼了？」
「我給了一個可憐的老太婆，」他回答說。 「你真是個好孩子，」媽媽驕傲地說。「再給你兩分錢。可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢？」
「她是個賣糖果的。」
Where is the father?
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"
The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."
父親在哪兒？
兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫。
「看，」哥哥說，「這些畫多漂亮呀！」
「是啊，」弟弟說道，「可是在所有這些畫中，只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢？」
哥哥想了會兒，然後解釋道：「很明顯，他當時正在畫這些畫唄。」
❽ 適合五年級的簡單點的英語小故事
英文英文英文英文幽默故事幽默故事幽默故事幽默故事：：：： There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. There werethree parrots in the shop. One was $5,000; another one, $10,000; and the third one, $30,000. The customer asked the owner, 「How come this guy is $5,000? That』s so expensive for this kindof parrot.」 The owner said, 「Because I have trained him and he can talk.」 So the customer asked him, 「How about this guy? What can he do that makes him so expensive?」 The owner said, 「Well, apart from talking, he can also do some amusing actions,like dancing and so on. That』s why he』s so expensive.」 Then the customer said, 「How about the third one? What canhe do that makes him so expensive?」 The owner of the shopsaid, 「I don』t know. Normally, I have never heard him talk, nor dance, nor whistle, nor sing, nothing at all! But the other two call him 『The Boss.』」 老闆最大 有個人到一間商店買鸚鵡。店裡有三隻鸚鵡，其中一隻賣五千元，另一隻賣一萬元，還有一隻賣三萬元。顧客問老闆：「為什麼這只要賣五千元？這個價錢對這種鸚鵡來說太貴了！」老闆說：「因為我有訓練他講話。」顧客又問：「那這只呢？他會做什麼？為什麼要賣這么貴？」老闆說：「他除了會說話之外，還會表演一些有趣的動作，好比說跳舞等等，所以才賣這么貴。」顧客接著又問：「那第三隻呢？他會做什麼？為什麼要賣這么貴？」老闆說：「我不知道。我從沒聽過他講話、吹口哨或唱歌，也沒看過他跳舞，什麼都沒有！不過另外兩只叫他：『老闆！』」
A Friend in Need Is a Friend Indeed Jack and Ben are good friends. One day, they explore a forest together. When they go deep into the forest, suddenly they hear a sound. 「What』s that? The sound is so terrible.」 Ben says. 「Oh! Bear! Look! A bear!」 Jack says and climbs quickly on a tall tree. Ben tries to climb on the tree. But he can』t. 「What can I do? Help me please! 「Ben says to Jack. But Jack does nothing. The bear is coming. Ben lies down quickly and pretends to die. The bear looks at Ben and walking around him. Ben holds his breath. The bear smells Ben and thinks he』s dying, and then the bear goes away. When Jack sees the bear going far, he slides down from the tree and wakes Ben. 「What did the Bear whisper to you?」 Jack asks Ben. 「Why didn』t you help me? Have you not heard the sentence: A friend in need is a friend indeed?」 Ben shouted. 故事28 患難見真情 傑克和本是一對好朋友。一天，他倆結伴去森林探險。當他們深入森林時，突然聽到一個聲音。 「那是什麼？這聲音真恐怖。」本說。 「啊！是熊！快看！熊！」傑克邊說邊迅速爬到身旁的顆大樹上。 本試著爬在樹上，可是他做不到。「我怎麼辦啊？快幫幫我？」本朝傑克喊道。可是傑克什麼也沒有做。 熊來了。本趕快躺在地上裝死。熊看看本。繞著他走了兒圈。本趕忙屏住呼吸。熊又低下頭聞了本，以為他死了，然後就走開了。 傑克看到熊走遠了，他才滑下樹來，叫醒本。「熊剛才跟你說什麼了？「傑克好奇地文本。 「你剛才為什麼不幫我？難道你沒有聽對患難見真情這句話嗎？」本大聲喊道
❾ 急求。誰能幫我想一篇小學四五年級的英語幽默故事演講稿啊。。。3分鍾左右。。。。而且最好不容易跟別人撞
The Climate of New Zealand
Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?
Matthew: Very Cold, sir.
Teacher: Wrong.
Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!
紐西蘭的氣候
老師：馬修，紐西蘭的氣候怎麼樣?
馬修：先生，那裡的天氣很冷。
老師：錯了。
馬修：可是，先生!從那兒運來的豬肉都凍得硬邦邦的。
My Sister's Fingers
Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?
Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.
Teacher: I don't see any bandages.
Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail.
我妹妹的手指頭
老師：凱溫，這次你怎麼又遲到了?
凱溫：對不起，老師，我在家釘釘子，砸壞了兩個手指頭。
老師：怎麼沒有扎綳帶呀?
凱溫：噢，砸的不是我的手指頭，我叫小妹妹扶著釘子的。
All Except the Music
A keen young teacher wanted to introce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices. Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today?"
"Oh, yes, miss!" said Sally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is."
除了音樂
一位熱心的年輕教師想讓她的學生多了解一點優秀的古典音樂，就安排了一天下午去聽音樂會。為了使這次活動能給大家留下更深的印象，她請大家喝檸檬汽水、吃點心、巧克力和冰淇淋。在大家回來上汽車的時候，她問小薩莉：「你今天玩得好嗎?」
「噢，好極了，小姐，」 薩莉說，「除了音樂其它都很好。」
The plural Form of "Child"
Teacher: What is the plural of man, Tom?
Tom: Men.
Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?
Tom: Twins.
"孩子"的復數形式
老師：湯姆，『男人』這個詞的復數形式是什麼?
湯姆：男人們。
老師：答得好。那『孩子』的復數形式呢?
湯姆：雙胞胎。
When Do People Talk Least?
Student A: When do people talk least?
Student B: In February.
Student A: Why?
Student B: Because February is the shortest month of a year.
人們什麼時候說話最少?
學生甲：人們在什麼時候說話最少?
學生乙：在二月。
學生甲：為什麼呢?
學生乙：因為二月是一年中最短的一個月。
The Reason of Being Late
Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?
Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost says, 'School -- Go Slow'.
遲到的原因
老師：約翰尼，為什麼你每天早晨都遲到?
約翰尼：每當我經過學校附近的拐角處，就見路牌上寫著『學校-緩行』。
希望對你有幫助，O(∩_∩)O