⑴ 求一篇五年級英語演講稿（並翻譯，一分鍾之內）
英語笑話故事
He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
他贏了
湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎？
約翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了傷。
湯姆：真糟糕，怎麼回事兒？
約翰尼：我們做游戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。
I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
他的耳朵在我衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流著血回到家裡。他媽媽問，「發生了什麼事？」
「一個男孩咬了我一口，」伊凡說。
「再見到他你能認出來嗎？」媽媽問。
「他走到哪裡我都能認出他，」伊凡說。「他的耳朵還在我衣兜里呢。」
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
「昨天給你的錢干什麼了？」
「我給了一個可憐的老太婆，」他回答說。 「你真是個好孩子，」媽媽驕傲地說。「再給你兩分錢。可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢？」
「她是個賣糖果的。」
Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
醉酒
一天，父親與小兒子一道回家。這個孩子正處於那種對什麼事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問題。他向父親發問道：「爸爸，『醉』字是什麼意思？」 「唔，孩子，」父親回答說，「你瞧那兒站著兩個警察。如果我把他們看成了四個，那麼我就算醉了。」 「可是，爸爸， 」孩子說，「那兒只有一個警察呀！」
Hospitality
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
好客
由於客人在吃蘋果餡餅時，家裡沒有乳酪了，於是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子。過了一會兒，他拿著一片乳酪回到房間，把乳酪放在客人的盤子里。 客人微笑著把乳酪放進嘴裡說：「孩子，你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。你在哪裡找到的乳酪？」 「在捕鼠夾上，先生。」那小男孩說。
英語小笑話
上個星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣服去打球, 一個老美看到就笑我說, "Do you
know what does it mean? It means All Day I Dream About Sex.我整天都在想著
性, 縮寫正好是 Adidas) " 我正驚訝他怎麼反應這么快, 聯想力這么豐富時,旁邊的
一個老美幫我解圍, 他說, 有一個很著名的合唱團 Korn, 他們的招牌歌之一就是
A.D.I.D.A.S, (All day I dream about sex)所以呢,這個典故可是很多老美都耳熟
能詳的喔! 下次就換你去取笑老美了.
⑵ 五年級下冊英語演講稿大全
Dear You are sacred, because you are the myriad things vitality, did not have you, the world will be a piece of darkness. The light, you struggled escaped darkness, walked, let the myriad things be able the vitality, our humanity, wanted to work, had to eat meal, if did not have your □□light, in our eye or a dark piece, could not work, also did not understand the knowledge, only had carelessly gnaws the thing maintenance life, has fallen ill, also could not treat. Perhaps several hundred years, in the world had not had the myriad things, does not have a sound of something astir, also does not have present the television, the computer, the electric refrigerator, the vehicle, the room... ... Again has a look the present, on the main road to have two row of small trees, green and luxuriant, shop front broad. Looks! That young girl puts on clothes are attractive; Listens! The violin, the piano, the Chinese violin sound is much wonderful! A merchant, is innovating the new brand; What is a dining room pondering diligently manipulates the pattern and does is not knowing vegetable. But you thought that, people's wisdom can leave ? No, this is not impossible. Not light, the people also became a disabled person, the disabled person have been able to create the house; Creates the piano, the violin... ... The light, the humanity perhaps had not had the preserve possibility, because the people left the light, cannot work, namely enables, also cannot have the harvest, because the light already was doomed the good friend which was the human good shade does not leave. 親愛的,你是神聖的,因為你是萬物生機,沒有你,世界將會是一片黑暗。你的光明,黑暗,走,逃出萬物的生命力,我們可以人性,想要工作,只好吃一餐,如果沒有你的□□燈,在我們的眼睛或一塊黑色,無法工作,也不懂的知識,只有漫不經心地維持生命的東西,推動生病了,也不能治療。也許數百年,世界上就沒有了萬物,沒有聲音的東西,也沒有激動的電視、電腦、電冰箱、汽車、房間……再看看現在,在主要道路上有兩排小喬木,綠色和華麗、店面寬廣。真好看!那個小女孩穿上衣服很有吸引力,聽!小提琴,鋼琴,小提琴聲音很奇妙中國人! ! ! ! ! ! !一個商人,是創新的新品牌;什麼是餐廳的思考模式,努力操控不知道蔬菜。但你認為,人的智慧可以離開嗎?不,這是不可能的。不輕,人們也成了殘疾人、殘疾人能夠創造出房子,創建鋼琴,小提琴……光,人類或許已經不可能了,因為這個人保留了光,不能工作,也就是使,也不會有收獲,因為光線已經註定要失敗的好朋友是人類的好簾不離開。
⑶ 小學五年級英語演講稿，兩分鍾左右。
Hello.Nice to meet you.My name is...I'm... I am a XX Student.I like play .(+喜歡的運動或游戲）I like
...（喜歡的水果..注意是復數).There are 3 people in my family .They are my mother,my father and me.My father is a (+職業）.My mother is a ..（+職業）.
THank you ..鞠躬..
這是我小學演講的- -...
⑷ 小學（五年級）英文演講稿帶翻譯！2分鍾的！急！！！！！在線等！！！！！
Dear teachers and students: Good morning!
My name is Tom, is a primary school. 11 years old, the Ming Road Primary School in fifth grade reading. I have today and we talk about "my story with an EF school "----- since coming to the EF school, with Lida, Ray, and Anna three teachers to learn English, I began to have a strong interest in English! My first English teacher was American, her name is Lida, her tall, very young, very beautiful! Her eyes are blue. She taught me courage to speak English. I like her. But she returned to the United States. Where her father and mother, that is her home.
My current English teacher is Ray, he is also an American, he is a male teacher, he's tall, very thin. I like his English class. We play in the classroom, play games, play in the process, I learned to speak English and foreign friends to speak.
Another teacher she called Anna, she is Chinese. Her big eyes, long hair. She is very beautiful! She told us very well!
I know a lot of children here, they are in a different school. However, every Saturday, we are gathered here to listen to Ray and Anna lectures, play games together with Ray, we all very happy together! Also learned a lot. EF very big schools, where teachers from the United Kingdom, the United States, as well as Canada. I like English! Because it's fun! When I grow up, I'm going to the United States, Britain and Canada travel, get to know people there. I also want to go to Harvard University to study! I have an uncle who read the book in Harvard, he is very good! He is now working in Shanghai. Another uncle visited the United States, Bell Labs study, he was great! I want to be like them, learn, grow, and to use their knowledge to build our country! 親愛的老師和同學們：上午好！
我叫Tom,是一名小學生。今年11歲，在大明路小學讀五年級。我今天和大家談談關於"我與EF學校的故事"-----自從來到了EF學校，跟Lida，Ray,和Anna三位老師學英語後，我開始對英語產生了濃厚的興趣！我的第一個英語老師是個美國人，她叫Lida,她個子高高的，很年輕，很漂亮！她的眼睛是藍色的。她教會了我勇敢的開口說英語。我很喜歡她。但是她回美國了。那裡有她的爸爸和媽媽，那是她的家。
我現在的英語老師是Ray，他也是一個美國人，他是一個男老師，他的個子很高，很瘦。我喜歡上他的英語課。我們在課堂上玩兒，做游戲，在玩的過程中我學會了用說英語和外國朋友說話。
還有一位老師她叫Anna,她是中國人。她眼睛大大的，長頭發。她很漂亮！她對我們很好！
我在這里認識了很多小朋友，他們在不同的學校讀書。但是，每到周六，我們就聚在這里聽Ray和Anna講課，跟Ray一起做游戲，我們大家在一起很開心！也學到了很多東西。EF學校很大很大，這里的老師有來自英國的，美國的，還有加拿大的。我很喜歡英語！因為它很有趣！等我長大了，我要去美國，英國和加拿大旅遊，去認識那裡的人。我還想去哈弗大學念書！我的一個舅舅曾經在哈弗讀過書，他很優秀！他現在在上海工作。另一個舅舅去過美國的貝爾實驗室學習，他也很棒！我要像他們一樣，好好學習，長大了，用自己的知識建設我們的國家！
⑸ 小學五年級英語演講作文
Dear teachers and classmates:
Good morning\afternoon.
I am very glad to make a speech here .At this time, I'd like to talk something about my hobbies.
Everyone has hobbies. My mother likes watching TV. My father likes chess. Many of my schoolmates like playing football. So what are my hobbies? Now let me tell you about my hobbies.
I have many hobbies, such as sports, singing, playing the computer games and reading books, but learning English is my favourite.
Everyday, I read English following the tapes. Sometimes, I watch English cartoons.
On the weekend, I often go to the English corner. By talking with different people there, I have made more and more friends as well as improved my oral English.
I hope I can travel around the world some day. I want to go to America to visit Washington Monument, I also want to go to London, because England is where English language developed. If I can ride my bike in Cambridge university, I will be very happy.
I hope I can speak English with everyone in the world. I'll introce China to them, such as the Great Wall, the Forbidden City and Dongying.
I know, Rome was not built in a day. I believe that after hard study, one day I can speak English very well.
If you want to be loved, you should learn to love . So I believe as I love English everyday , it will love me too
There is more I like to do. There is more I want to say. Maybe I can tell you more next time. That』s all, thank you!
親愛的老師和同學們。
早上好/下午。
我很高興能在這里演講;這一次,我想談談我的業余愛好。
每個人都有愛好。我的媽媽喜歡看電視。我的爸爸喜歡下棋。我的許多同學喜歡踢足球。我的業余愛好是什麼呢?現在讓我來告訴你關於我的業余愛好。
我有很多愛好體育運動,如唱歌、玩電腦游戲和讀書,但學英語是我的最愛。
每天,我讀英語的磁帶。有時候,我看英語卡通片。
在周末,我常去英語角。通過與不同的人交談,我已經有越來越多的朋友以及提高我的英語口語。
我希望我能環游世界。我想去美國訪問華盛頓紀念碑,我也要去倫敦,因為英格蘭是英語語言的發展。如果我可以騎我的自行車在劍橋大學,我將會非常高興。
我希望我能說流利的英語和世界上的每一個人。我將向中國,如長城、故宮、東營。
我知道,羅馬不是一天建成的。我相信,經過艱苦的學習,有一天我能講一口流利的英語。
如果你想被愛的人,你要學會去愛。所以我相信我愛英語日常時,它將會愛我。
還有更多,我喜歡做的事。還有更多的我想說的。也許我可以告訴你更多的下次吧。所有的人,謝謝!
⑹ 五年級英語演講稿內容短一點。。。。。。。。。。
小學五年級英語話題演講稿
My days of the week
I go to school From Monday to Friday.We have Chinese and math everyday. We have 3 English classes every week--on Monday ,Wednesday and Friday. Wednesday is my favourite day.Because we have computer and music.And we have potatoes for lunch.Potatoes are my favourite food.On weekends we have no classes.I usually read books and watch TV.Sometimes I go to a park and climb mountains.I can have chicken,fish and beef for dinner.I like my weekends.
What can my family do?
I have a happy family.I am helpful.I can clean the bedroom,empty the trash and water the flowers.My mother is good.She can cook dinner and wash the clothes.My father can sweep the floor and do the dishes.I like my parents and they love me.
Birthdays
My birthday is Oct. 14th.On my birthday I often go to a park.I eat a big birthday cake and mom cooks dinner for me.We have chicken,fish,pork,beef,tofu and vegetables.It』s a big dinner.I am very happy on that day.My mother』s birthday is Jan 4th.My father』s birthday is May 10th.
My family
I have a happy family.There are 3 people in my family----father,mother and me.My father is a worker.He is 35.He is tall and strong.He』s very strict.He likes chicken and fish.Because they are tasty.He likes summer. Because he can swim in the river .My mother is a teacher.She』s 32.She』s young and pretty.She』s short and thin.She』s very kind.She likes red.She likes fruit She likes spring.Because she can climb mountains.I am a student.I』m 11.I am tall.I like hamburgers. Because they are tasty. I like winter.Because I can make a snowman.I love my parents and they love me.We are happy everyday.
My room
I have my own room.It』s small and nice.There is a mirror,a bed and a big closet.The mirror is over the bed.The closet is near the door.There are two end tables near the bed.There are green curtains.There is a new air-conditioner.It』s near the window.It』s cool.The trash bin is behind the door.I love my room very much.
⑺ 五年級英語演講稿
In china, people believe that, at the beginning, the tiger and the cat were friends, and the cat was much smarter than the tiger .The cat learned the physical skills quickly, and the tiger was always behind. Graally, the tiger had to learn from the cat, and the cat was patient to teach the tiger. Day after day, month after month, finally, the tiger could also run, jump, roll, grasp, tear, and strike as well as the cat.One summer afternoon, the cat was taking a nap as the tiger sitting nearby. Looking at the cat, the tiger suddenly thought, why should he keep befriending with such a small animal since he had already learnt all the skills from the cat? The evil tiger decided to kill the sleeping cat as a before dinner snack. The tiger stood up and approached the cat viciously. Just as this moment, the cat woke up. Opening up her eyes, the smart cat immediately realized what the tiger was trying to do and swiftly jumped onto a nearby tall tree and climbed to the top branch.The thought he had already learned every skill from the cat .But he never knew that the cat had hidden the tree climbing from him. 「I kept the last technique of the tree climbing from you just because I suspected you might be can ungrateful friend.」 The cat loudly told the tiger who watched under the tree helplessly. 在中國，人們相信在很久以前貓和老虎是好朋友，而且貓比老虎聰明的多。貓學習動作技巧很快，老虎卻總是落後。漸漸的，老虎不得不向貓學習了，貓也很有耐心的教老虎。日復一日，月復一月，老虎終於也可以像貓一樣，跑，跳，打滾，撲抓，撕咬，擊打。 一個夏天的下午，貓在打盹，老虎在邊上坐著。老虎看著貓，忽然想到，既然自己已經學會了貓的所有本領，為什麼還要和這么小的動物一直做朋友呢？邪惡的老虎決定殺死熟睡中的貓，當作晚餐前的點心。老虎站起來，邪惡的一步步靠近貓。就在這時，貓醒來了。聰明的她睜開眼睛立刻意識到老虎要干什麼，於是立刻靈活的跳到了附近的大樹上，爬到樹頂。 老虎以為他已經學到了貓的所有本領，但他不知道貓還藏了一手爬樹的本事。 「我沒有讓你學這最後一個爬樹的技巧，因為我懷疑你可能會是個不知感恩的朋友。」貓高聲告訴樹下無奈的老虎。
⑻ 五年級簡短英語演講稿
ENGLISH, SO I AM HAPPY
I am very happy to meet with you here today to tell you my speech is entitled "English, so I am happy."
English, spread to all over the world, people talk about memorization. Since my time in first grade began to learn English, I was not interested in it, but the third and fourth grade, when a sudden interest in reading in English every day, and even self-learning, to raise a lot of English results .
Now, my greatest interest is the time to see the English. Each weekend, I always find time to read English books or see on the English comic books, information books, and even outside the time when shopping, but also with some English information on the book, simply put it down.
Each school, I sometimes went to the library of books on English, a view that is 30 minutes, the harvest has been so many.
Once again, the summer vacation, I went to the United Kingdom. Where I see a lot of the city, this afternoon I have friends with the British dialogue in English, but also know a lot of knowledge of English, they also compliment away一extra-curricular knowledge of the English book.
I have often in the Monday and Tuesday, when listening to English tapes, one is 3 hours. Also frequently used sentence patterns learned review again, I learned to feel very proud.
The book in English class after school, but also extra-curricular English book out to read, every time I think: if these extra-curricular English read the end, learned that their English, reading and writing is not improved. Therefore, I, day and night, every day, reading, really English results improved reading and writing, I am more proud of.
I know that Rome was not built in a day. I believe that through continuous efforts to learn, one day, I can speak English very well.
Therefore, I am very happy.
親愛的老師們、同學們：
很高興在這里跟大家見面，今天我給大家講的演講稿的題目是《英語，使我快樂》。
英語，流傳到了世界各地，使人講的滾瓜爛熟。自從我在一年級的時候就開始學起了英語，以前我是對它沒興趣，但到了三、四年級的時候，突然起了興趣，天天都在讀英語，甚至自學，英語成績提高了不少。
現在，我最大的興趣就是讀、看英語。每次周末，我經常抽空看英語書或者看關於英語的漫畫書、資料書，甚至到外面的時候，逛街的時候，還要帶些英語資料書，簡直愛不釋手。
每次放學，我有的時候還到圖書館里關於英語的書，一看就是30分鍾，得到許許多多的收獲。
再一次暑假，我去英國。在那裡我去看了很多的城市，下午我跟英國的朋友用英語對話，還懂得了很多英語知識，他們還送了一本英語課外知識的書。
我經常在星期一和星期二的時候聽英語磁帶，一聽就是3個小時。還經常用學到的句型復習一遍，學會了我感覺非常自豪。
把課內的英語書學完之後，還把課外的英語書拿出來讀，我每次想：要是把這些課外英語書讀完了，學會了，那英語成績、讀寫豈不是提高了。所以我不分晝夜，天天讀，果然英語成績、讀寫提高了，我更加自豪了。
我知道，羅馬不是一日建成的。我相信，經過不斷的努力學習，有一天，我可以講英語非常好。
因此，我非常的快樂了。
⑼ 小學5年級英語自我介紹演講稿
My name is Yu Zi'an. l'm a boy. I'm 11 year old. l'm folds, delicate and pretty clean. But l'm lack of confidence,too.l study in niansanli the first primary school ,and l'm in Class Two,Grade Five.My favourite hobby is English.l read English every morning.This is mine,Do you want to know more about me?Do you want to make friends with me?Then come to niansanli the first primary school ,Class Two,Grade and find me.Thank you.
⑽ 我需要一篇五年級水平一分鍾以內的英語演講稿關於my dream
My Dream
In the future, I want to become a guitarist. I started learning guistar since I was 12. I always play the guitar in my free time. I hope I can stand on the stage one day and bring happiness to my family and friends by music. Although it's hard for me to practice the skills everyday, I know it's helpful for me, so I will try my best to keep praticing.