小學三年級搞笑英語對話3分鍾

1. 請問有沒有3年級簡單的英語幽默的小對話請寫下來，謝謝！100懸賞值哦！

剛在百貨門口看到一個帥哥挺帥的、在變魔術很多女孩子圍在哪看、帥哥變了一束花然後說：誰親我一下我就把花送給她…
我奮不顧身的沖過去親了他一下奪花而去、不說了今天約了女朋友看電影……

2. 求助 小學三年級3-5分鍾英語小短劇，謝謝！

My art dreams 場景：教室里，六個同學抱臂坐好。 老師（肖玉璽扮演）：Class , Art Festival is coming! If you can sing ,dance, play the guitar，the violin or the drums ？ Please come and join it . （同學們，藝術節就要到了，如果你會跳舞，會唱歌，會吹薩克斯，會拉小提琴或者架子鼓等等才藝，那麼就趕快報名參加吧！） 高夢欣： I join，I can play the violin. (老師，我參加，我會拉小提琴。) 馮莉媛（班長）: I join, I can dance. （老師，我要參加，我會打擊樂。） 劉樂康: I join , I can play the piano .（老師，我也要參加，我會彈鋼琴。） 郭雲鵬 ： I join, I can sing.（老師，我參加，我會唱歌。） 張翼飛：I join, I can drawing. （老師，我參加，我會畫畫。） 場景：輪到時，她將頭深深地低了下去！ 同學們把目光投向了高夢玥 . 老師：Hey! Susan! Do you want to join? 高夢玥: No , No, I 'm sorry. I can't . I can't sing , can't dance, can't play anything.(充滿了自卑，吞吞吐吐) 老師： But I hope everyone can join it . Nancy, You are monitor .Please remember we are a family. We must help each other. You see! 馮莉媛（班長）: Yes , teacher. I'll try my best. 馮莉媛（班長）: Susan. Let's dance together. 高夢玥： Oh, no, no . I can't . I can't dance.(跑開) 馮莉媛（班長）:Hi , friends. Come here. Susan is our friend. She must join the Art Festival. 張翼飛: But she doesn't like us . 劉樂康:She can't dance. 郭雲鵬:What can I do ? . 馮莉媛（班長）: The teacher tells us : we are family. Everyone must help each other. So, we must help her . Come on!(大家一起圍向Susan.) 大家一起：Susan, join us , we can help you . 高夢欣: I can teach you to play the violin. 郭雲鵬: I can teach you to sing . 劉樂康： I can teach you to play the piano 大家一起：Follow me! 大家一起： You're great. 肖玉璽（旁白）：Soon , It's time to the Art Festival . We are very happy . 高夢玥：Dear Mom, dad. I can sing ,I can dance. Dear friends , thank you ! 大家一起鼓掌，歡呼

3. 求三分鍾英語演講小故事,三年級小學生用

可以選擇適合小朋友的三隻小狐狸的童話故事：

Once there were three foxes, they worked together.

They lived a happy life. Little by little, the youngest fox became lazy, and often quarreled with the other foxes.

The eldest had to leave, and the second fox was driven off, too.

Looking at the warm house with a lot of good food in it, the youngest fox smiled. The eldest fox opened a new hill again.

The second eldest fox g a pool. Two of them because rich soon. The youngest fox ate up the food left by the other two foxes. In the end it felt so cold and hungry that it could not stand up.

從前有三隻狐狸，他們愉快地工作和居住在一起。

最小的狐狸又懶又壞，經常同其他的兩只狐狸爭吵，氣走了它的大哥和二哥。

最小的狐狸得意地住在溫暖的房子里享受著豐富的食品。

老大重新開了一塊小山坡種地。

老二挖了池塘，不久他們過上了富裕的生活。

最小的狐狸吃完了那些狐狸留下的所有食物，最後又冷又餓連站也站不起來。

4. 小學三年級英語笑話，越簡單越好。（要好笑的）

1. A boy swore to a girl: 'Honey, do please marry me, otherwise I'll die'
The girl refused. Sixty years later, the boy died.
一男生向一女生發誓：親愛的，請你一定要嫁給我，不然我會死掉的
女孩拒絕了。六十年後，那個男生死掉了。

2. Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?
Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost（路牌，路標） says, 'School -- Go Slow'
老師：約翰，為什麼你每天早上都遲到呢？
約翰：每次我走到街角的時候，都有一塊路牌寫著：「學校-小心慢行」

3. Teacher: Tom, why are you so late for school tdoay? And where is your homework book?
Tom: Sorry, Miss. I met a robber on my way to school this morning...
Teachse: Oh, My Gosh! So terrible! Did he robber anything from you?
Tom: He...he robbed my homework book....
老師：湯姆，你今天為什麼遲到這么久？還有你的家庭作業本呢？
湯姆：對不起，老師，我今天在上學的路上遇上了一個搶劫犯……
老師：噢，天哪！太糟糕了！他搶了你什麼東西沒有？
湯姆：他……他搶走了我的家庭作業本……

5. 小學三年級英語笑話超簡單的!

Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
「昨天給你的錢干什麼了？」
「我給了一個可憐的老太婆，」他內回答說。 「你真是個好孩子，」媽媽驕傲地說。「容再給你兩分錢。可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢？」
「她是個賣糖果的。」

6. 一分鍾能讀完的英語小笑話（要短，小學三年級適合）

A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:"Not bad, I am next to the pig."

But then he noticed the angry fat lady sitting next to him. He faked a smile and added: "Oh I am sorry, I meant the roasted one on the table."

一位先生去赴宴遲到了，匆忙入座後，發現自己的座位正對著乳豬，於是回大為高興的說答：「還不錯，我坐在乳豬的旁邊。」這時才發現身旁的一位胖女士正怒目相視，他忙陪笑改口到：「對不起，我說的是那隻烤好的。」

7. 半分鍾能讀完的英語小笑話（要短，小學三年級適合）

我猜你是教小學的老師吧，一般三年級小孩不會用網路提問的。。。。。
如果你是老師，三年級本身水品就不是很高，這樣笑話很難找，建議你多給他們講生詞，但是笑話三年級適合的的確很少，給你提供幾個，樓主看著用吧
英語笑話故事

He Won

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

他贏了
湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎？
約翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了傷。
湯姆：真糟糕，怎麼回事兒？
約翰尼：我們做游戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。

I Have His Ear in My Pocket

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

他的耳朵在我衣兜里

伊凡鼻子流著血回到家裡。他媽媽問，「發生了什麼事？」
「一個男孩咬了我一口，」伊凡說。
「再見到他你能認出來嗎？」媽媽問。
「他走到哪裡我都能認出他，」伊凡說。「他的耳朵還在我衣兜里呢。」

A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
「昨天給你的錢干什麼了？」
「我給了一個可憐的老太婆，」他回答說。 「你真是個好孩子，」媽媽驕傲地說。「再給你兩分錢。可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢？」
「她是個賣糖果的。」

Drunk

One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

醉酒

一天，父親與小兒子一道回家。這個孩子正處於那種對什麼事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問題。他向父親發問道：「爸爸，『醉』字是什麼意思？」 「唔，孩子，」父親回答說，「你瞧那兒站著兩個警察。如果我把他們看成了四個，那麼我就算醉了。」 「可是，爸爸， 」孩子說，「那兒只有一個警察呀！」

Hospitality

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.

好客

由於客人在吃蘋果餡餅時，家裡沒有乳酪了，於是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子。過了一會兒，他拿著一片乳酪回到房間，把乳酪放在客人的盤子里。 客人微笑著把乳酪放進嘴裡說：「孩子，你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。你在哪裡找到的乳酪？」 「在捕鼠夾上，先生。」那小男孩說。

英語小笑話
上個星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣服去打球, 一個老美看到就笑我說, "Do you
know what does it mean? It means All Day I Dream About Sex.我整天都在想著
性, 縮寫正好是 Adidas) " 我正驚訝他怎麼反應這么快, 聯想力這么豐富時,旁邊的
一個老美幫我解圍, 他說, 有一個很著名的合唱團 Korn, 他們的招牌歌之一就是
A.D.I.D.A.S, (All day I dream about sex)所以呢,這個典故可是很多老美都耳熟
能詳的喔! 下次就換你去取笑老美了.

8. 小學三年級英語小故事，搞笑點兒。

有一次老師叫一個同學讀書,誰知那個同學神遊太虛去了,站起來就一句"Why?"
結果傳聞那廝回家被爹、娘、爺、奶……狂K！！！