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小學英語課堂笑話

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Ⅰ 急需幾個給小學一年級學生上課時講的英語小故事,小笑話,幾句話就可以,謝謝!

The New Teacher

George comes from school on the first of September.

"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."

新老師

9月1日, 喬治放學回到家裡。

"喬治,你喜歡你們的新老師嗎?" 媽媽問。

"媽媽,我不喜歡,因為她說3加3得6, 可後來又說2加4也得6。"
A: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
B: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.

A:猴子會和跳蚤有什麼不同呢?
B:猴子身上可以長跳蚤,而跳蚤身上卻不能有猴子。

A:Which is the strongest creature in the world?
B: The snail. It carries its house on its back.

A:世界上最強壯的動物是什麼?
B:蝸牛.因為它可以把自己的房子放在背上.

A: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
B: Keep him awake.

A:怎樣才能不讓夢游者夢游呢?
B:不讓他睡覺.

He is really somebody

-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.

-- He is really somebody. What does he do?

-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.

他真是一個大人物

-- 我叔叔下面有1000個人。

-- 他真是一個大人物。干什麼的?

-- 墓地守墓人。

Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.

At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."

它們是從美國直接帶來的

一位中國老婦人在美國看望女兒回來不久,到一家市銀行存女兒送給她的美元。在銀行櫃台,銀行職員認真檢查了每一張鈔票,看是否有假。

這種做法讓老婦人很不耐煩,最後實在忍耐不住說:「相信我,先生,也請你相信這些鈔票。這都是真正的美元,它們是從美國直接帶來的。」

my little dog can't read

Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!

Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!

Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

我的狗不識字

布朗夫人:哦,

親愛的,我把珍愛的小狗給丟了!

史密斯夫人:可是你該在報紙上登廣告啊!

布朗夫人:沒有用的,我的小狗不認識字。」

Bring me the winner

-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.

-- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.

-- Well, bring me the winner then.

給我那個打贏的吧

-- 服務員,

這個龍蝦只有一隻爪。

-- 對不起,先生,這只肯定打過架了。

-- 哦, 那給我那個打贏的吧。

One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?"

一天,有一個城市裡的遊客來到一個小鄉村,在鄉間路上開著車,想看看農庄是什麼樣子,也想看看農夫怎樣種田過日子。這位城裡人看見一位農夫在宅後的草地上,手中抱著一頭豬,並把它舉得高高的,好讓它能夠吃到樹上的蘋果。城裡人對農夫說,"我看你的豬挺喜歡吃蘋果的,但是,這不是很浪費時間嗎?"那位農夫回答說,"時間對豬有什麼意義?"

Two birls

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

兩只鳥

老師: 這兒有兩只鳥,一隻是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀嗎?

學生:我指不出,但我知道答案。

老師:請說說看。

學生:燕子旁邊的就是麻雀,麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
學的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘記的越多, 忘記的越多,知道的越少,為什麼學來著?!

Ⅱ 小學英語小笑話

1)TOM'S EXCUSE
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go
Slow".
湯姆的借口
老師:湯姆,您為什麼每天上學遲到?
湯姆:我每次路過拐角,一個路標上面寫著:"學校----慢行。"
DID YOUR DAD...
2)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"
and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
湯姆對著吉姆罵道:"我受不了你這個苯蛋了!"
吉姆說:"你媽媽能!"
附:bear 有兩重意思:"生"和"忍受"這個笑話正是根據這點.
3)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"
and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
湯姆對著吉姆罵道:"我受不了你這個苯蛋了!"
吉姆說:"你媽媽能!"
附:bear 有兩重意思:"生"和"忍受"這個笑話正是根據這點.
4)A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
一男子進入教堂和上帝對話.他問:"主啊, 一百萬美元對你意味著多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又問:"那一百萬年呢?"上帝說:"一秒鍾."最後男子請求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士嗎?"上帝回答:"過一秒鍾."
5)Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.When Tommy came back,mother asked him,」Did you buy a good box of matches?」
「Yes,Mum.」Tommy replied,」I have tried them all.」
一盒小火柴
媽媽讓湯米去馬路對面的商店裡買一盒好用的火柴。湯米回來後,媽媽問他,「你買的是好用的火柴嗎?」
「是的,媽媽。」湯米回答,「我把它們都試過了。」
6)Father:Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn.
Susie:That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing!
開車
父親:哎呀,我剛才違規右轉彎了。
蘇西:沒事,爸,跟在你後面的警察也這么轉了。
7)Little Robert asked his mother for tow cents.」What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?」
「I gave it to a poor old woman,」he answered.
「You』er a good boy,」said the mother proudly.」Here are tow cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?」
「She is the one who sells the candy.」
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
「昨天給你的錢干什麼了?」
「我給了一個可憐的老太婆。」他回答說。「你真是一個好孩子,」媽媽驕傲地說. 「再給你兩分錢。可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢?」
「她是個賣糖果的。」
8)Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,」What happened?」
「A kid bit me,」replied Ivan.
「Would you recognize him if you sew him again?」asked his mother.
「I』d know him any where,」said Ivan.」I have his ear in my pocket.」
他的耳朵在我的衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流著血回到家裡。他媽媽問,「發生了什麼事?」
「一個男孩咬了我一口。」伊凡說。
「再見到他你能認出來嗎?」媽媽問。
「他走到哪裡我都能認出他,」伊凡說,「他的耳朵還在我的衣兜里。」
9)Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

兩只鳥
老師: 這兒有兩只鳥,一隻是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀嗎?
學生:我指不出,但我知道答案。
老師:請說說看。
學生:燕子旁邊的就是麻雀,麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

Ⅲ 關於小學英語簡短笑話(雙語版)

我有一個好朋友,他叫XXX。
有一天,我問他「pig的拼寫是不是P-U-G?」
他回答,「不是,內pig是P-I-G。」
然後我再問他容「你確定?pig是U?」
「不是,」他說,「pig是I。」

I have a good friend, his name is ***.
one day ,I asked him :「how to spell「pig」?Is p-u-g?」
He answered quickly: "no, is P - I - G."
then I asked,:"are you sure? i think it is "U"?"
"No," he said, "pig is I"

Ⅳ 小學英語笑話

Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
「昨天給你的錢干什麼了?」
「我給了一個可憐的老太婆,」他回答說。 「你真是個好孩子,」媽媽驕傲地說。「再給你兩分錢。可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢?」
「她是個賣糖果的。」

Nest and Hair
My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.
"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.
"I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child.
"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her .
"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. "

Notes:
(1) inform v.告訴
(2) nest n.窩;巢
(3) description n.描述
(4) encourage v.鼓勵
(5) resemble v. 相似;類似

18.鳥窩與頭發
我姐姐是一位小學老師。一次一個學生告訴她說一隻鳥兒在教室外 的樹上壘了個窩。
「是什麼鳥呢?」我姐姐問她。
「我沒看到鳥兒,老師,只看到鳥窩。」那孩子回答說。
「那麼,你能給我們描述一下這個鳥巢嗎?」我姐姐鼓勵她道。
「哦,老師,就像你的頭發一樣。」

I've Just Bitten My Tongue
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"
"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "

Notes:
(1) poisonous adj.有毒的
(2) Cause I've just bitten my tongue 因為我剛咬了自己的舌頭。 句中 Cause 是 Because 的縮略形式。

我剛咬破自己的舌頭
「我們有毒嗎?」一個年幼的蛇問它的母親。
「是的,親愛的,」她回答說,「你問這個干什麼?」
「因為我剛剛咬破自己的舌頭。」

A Woman Who Fell
It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes. Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining her composure, she winked at me and said, "Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet?"

摔倒的女人
上下班高峰期,我匆匆奔向紐約豪華中心站去趕一趟火車。接近門口,一位肥胖的中年婦女從後面沖過來,沒想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了腳,仰面滑倒了。她的慣性使她接近了我的腳。我正准備扶她,她卻自己爬了起來。她鎮定了一下,對我擠了一下眉,說道:「總是有漂亮女人拜倒在你腳下嗎?」

英語笑話(一)

Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?

A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.

猴子會和跳蚤有什麼不同呢?你可能會直接的想到它們倆是一大一小。但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以長跳蚤,而跳蚤身上卻不能有猴子。這個答案很有意思吧?

Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?

A: By treading on his corn?

如果你踩了農夫的玉米或是穀物,他肯定會生氣的;而如果你踩了農夫腳底的雞眼,他會更生氣。Corn既可以表示「玉米/穀物」,也有「雞眼」的意思。

Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?

A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.

因為snail(蝸牛)的後背上總是背著一所房子,所以說蝸牛是世界上最強壯的生物是不足為奇的。你說呢?

Q: What do people do in a clock factory?

A: They make faces all day.

一看到make faces這個短語,你可千萬別以為是在鍾表廠工作的人整天都做鬼臉呀!因為除了這個意思以外,它還可以從字面上解釋為製造鍾面。

Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?

A: Keep him awake.

怎樣才能不讓夢游者(sleepwalker)夢游(walk in his sleep)呢?最簡單的方法就是不讓他睡覺。雖然這不是治療方法,但如果讓夢游者醒著呢,他的確就不會去夢遊了。

英語笑話(二)

He is really somebody

-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.

-- He is really somebody. What does he do?

-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.

他真是一個大人物

-- 我叔叔下面有1000個人。

-- 他真是一個大人物。干什麼的?

-- 墓地守墓人。

英語笑話(三)

Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.

At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."

它們是從美國直接帶來的

一位中國老婦人在美國看望女兒回來不久,到一家市銀行存女兒送給她的美元。在銀行櫃台,銀行職員認真檢查了每一張鈔票,看是否有假。

這種做法讓老婦人很不耐煩,最後實在忍耐不住說:「相信我,先生,也請你相信這些鈔票。這都是真正的美元,它們是從美國直接帶來的。」

英語笑話(四)my little dog can't read

Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!

Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!

Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

我的狗不識字

布朗夫人:哦,

親愛的,我把珍愛的小狗給丟了!

史密斯夫人:可是你該在報紙上登廣告啊!

布朗夫人:沒有用的,我的小狗不認識字。」

英語笑話(五)Bring me the winner

-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.

-- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.

-- Well, bring me the winner then.

給我那個打贏的吧

-- 服務員,

這個龍蝦只有一隻爪。

-- 對不起,先生,這只肯定打過架了。

-- 哦, 那給我那個打贏的吧。

英語笑話(六)The mean man's party.

The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."

"Why use my elbow and foot?"

"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?"

吝嗇鬼請客

一個出了名的吝嗇鬼終於決定要請一次客了。他在向一個朋友解釋怎麼找到他家時說:「你上到五樓,找中間那個門,然後用你的胳膊肘按門鈴。門開了之後,再用你的腳把門推開。」

「為什麼要用我的肘和腳呢?」

「你的雙手得拿禮物啊。天哪,你總不會空著手來吧?」吝嗇鬼回答。

英語笑話(七)Advice for "Kid"

A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,"Get the kid."

忠告「年輕者」

這里想對將要退休者提一點忠告。如果你只有65歲的話,

千萬別進退休社區。因為那裡人人都七八十歲或者八九十歲了。每當要搬東西,抬東西或者裝東西時,他們就叫喊,「讓小的干吧。」

英語笑話(八)Which woman?

One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.

On my return, I noticed that how sty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out."The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield."

My husband looked up and said, "Mom's here?"

Ⅳ 簡單的英語小笑話(帶翻譯)

1、Boy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes and this one will be if you sit down. 男孩:這個座位是空的么? 女孩:是的,如果你坐下,我的座位也將是空的。  

2、Boy: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Actually I'd rather have the money. 男孩:我可以給你買杯飲料嗎? 女孩:你不如直接把錢給我得了。 

3、My little dog can't read Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!  Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 

我的狗不識字。布朗夫人:哦, 親愛的,我把珍愛的小狗給丟了! 史密斯夫人:可是你該在報紙上登廣告啊! 布朗夫人:沒有用的,我的小狗不認識字。」

4、My Wife Will Exchange Them。A gentleman walks into a store and asked for a pair of gloves.   ″Cloth or leather﹖″ asked the salesperson.  ″Makes no difference ″replied customer.   ″What color﹖″ asked the clerk.  ″Any″ he responded. 

″Size﹖″ ″Give me whatever you prefer″ the gentleman said slightly exasperated. ″My wife will be back tomorrow to exchange them.″ 

反正我太太明天會來換的。一位先生走進一家商店要買副手套。 「您是要布的還是皮的?」售貨員問。 「沒什麼區別。」這位顧客回答。 「那您要什麼顏色的呢?」售貨員又問。「什麼顏色都成。」他回答。 「號碼呢?」 「您就隨便給我拿一副吧,」這位顧客有點不耐煩了,「反正我太太明天都會來換的。」 

5、A  physics Examination,Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.  The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunder rolls?   

Nick『s answer: Because  our eyes are before ears.   

一次物理考試。在一次物理考試時,當同學們都還在苦思冥想時,尼克很快就答好了第一個問題。這個問題是:為什麼在打雷時,我們總是先看到閃電後聽到雷聲?尼克的回答是:因為眼睛在前,耳朵在後。  

6、Jim』s History Examination。Uncle: How did Jim do in his history examination?Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault. They asked him  things that happened before the poor boy was born.   

吉姆的歷史考試。舅舅:吉姆這孩子歷史考得怎麼樣?母親:唉,糟透了。可話又說回來,這也不能怪他。嗨,他們盡問一些這個可憐的孩子出生前的事兒。 

7、he is really somebody。-- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do?-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.   

他真是一個大人物。-- 我叔叔下面有1000個人。-- 他真是一個大人物。干什麼的?-- 墓地守墓人。

(5)小學英語課堂笑話擴展閱讀:

笑話具有篇幅短小,故事情節簡單而巧妙,往往出人意料,給人突然之間笑神來了的奇妙感覺的特點。大多揭示生活中乖謬的現象,具有諷刺性和娛樂性。其趣味有高下之分。

人類歷史上,人自從有了語言,就已經出現了開玩笑的語言,最早,人們以口相傳,後來有了文字,許多笑話便被記載下來,編書成冊。但還有很多笑話,是流傳於民間的,就當今社會,每天都有很多笑話出現,有心人如果收集,我想將來一定會有價值。

同時豐富了笑話的寶庫。隨著近十年網路和手機的飛速發展,隨之出現了網路笑話,網路流行語,給力大全,手機笑話,雷人語句,笑料聯盟等,促使笑話發展到一個新的階段。

小學生英語笑話

Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?

A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.

猴子復會和跳蚤有制什麼不同呢?你可能會直接的想到它們倆是一大一小。但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以長跳蚤,而跳蚤身上卻不能有猴子。這個答案很有意思吧?

Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?

A: By treading on his corn?

如果你踩了農夫的玉米或是穀物,他肯定會生氣的;而如果你踩了農夫腳底的雞眼,他會更生氣。Corn既可以表示「玉米/穀物」,也有「雞眼」的意思。

Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?

A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.

因為snail(蝸牛)的後背上總是背著一所房子,所以說蝸牛是世界上最強壯的生物是不足為奇的。你說呢?

Ⅶ 小學水平的簡短英語小笑話

Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老師:為什麼你每天早晨都遲到?
湯姆:每當我經過學校的拐角處,僦看見一個牌子仩寫著"學校----慢行".

.A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is in their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,'Get the kid.'

這里想對將要退休者提一點忠告。如果你只有65歲的話,千萬別進退休社區。因為那裡人人都七八十歲或者八九十歲了。每當要搬東西,抬東西或者裝東西時,他們就叫喊,「讓小的干吧。」

2.Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?

Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.

Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?

Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.

媽媽:弗雷迪,你的臉為什麼那麼紅?

弗雷迪:我剛才在大街上跑,為的是阻止一次打架?

媽媽:你做的對,誰和誰在打架。

弗雷迪:我和傑克·史密斯。

Ⅷ 為了增加小學英語課上的趣味性,可以講哪些英語笑話

英語笑話是可以選擇一些中外文化差異。或者諧音類的小鬧劇為主。教導小朋友們學好英語學好口語的重要性。

Ⅸ 小學英語笑話帶翻譯

ass and man 驢
1.和買驢的人

A man wanted to buy an ass. He went to the market, and saw a likely one. But he wanted to

test him first. So he took the ass home, and put him into the stable with the other asses.

The new ass looked around, and immediately went to choose a place next to the laziest ass in

the stable. When the man saw this he put a halter on the ass at once, and gave him back to

his owner. The owner felt quite surprised. He asked the man, "Why are you back so soon? Have

you tested him already?" "I don't want to test him any more," replied the man, "From the

companion he chose for himself, I could see what sort of animal he is."

中文:一個買主到市場上去買驢,他看中一頭外表不錯的驢,但是他想要牽走試一試。他把驢牽回家,放

在自己其他的驢之間,這驢四處看看,立即走向一頭好吃懶做的驢旁邊。於是,買驢的人立刻給那頭驢套

上轡頭,牽去還給驢的賣主。賣主感到很奇怪,他問買主:「你怎麼這么快就回來了?」買主說:「不必

再試了,從他所選擇什麼樣的朋友來看,我已經知道他是什麼樣了。」

2.The Looney Bin
瘋人院
Late one night at the insane asylum (瘋人院)one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"

Another one said, "How do you know?"

The first inmate said, "God told me!"

Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"

一天晚上,在瘋人院里,一個病人說:"我是拿破崙!"另一個說:"你怎麼知道?"第一個人說:"上帝對

我說的!"一會兒,一個聲音從另一個房間傳來:"我沒說!"

Notes:

(1)Looney (俚語)瘋子

(2)inmate(n.同住者,同室者(特指在醫院、監獄))

(3)insane asylum (瘋人院)

3.A mother mouse
老鼠的第二語言也重要
A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she

spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and

the cat watched the mice.

Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat

was so terrified that it ran for it's life.

Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you

understand the value of a second language?"

一隻母老鼠帶著孩子出來散步,突然她看見一隻貓正在灌木叢中虎視耽耽。

母老鼠向著貓叫道:「汪,汪,汪」,貓聽了非常害怕,拚命跑走了。

母老鼠回過頭洋洋自得的對孩子說:「現在你知道外語的重要性了吧。」

Ⅹ 小學英語笑話帶翻譯

「不敢當。」貞德先是自謙了一句,繼而又順著溫德剛剛的提問接著問道:「能夠引起你們警惕的,相比就是南邊那個帝國吧?」

TOM'S EXCUSE
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow".
湯姆的借口
老師:湯姆,您為什麼每天上學遲到?
湯姆:我每次路過拐角,一個路標上面寫著:"學校----慢行。"

「不敢當。」貞德先是自謙了一句,繼而又順著溫德剛剛的提問接著問道:「能夠引起你們警惕的,相比就是南邊那個帝國吧?」

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